Sheaf Saint

And they wouldn't be able to do this during the lap of honour because....?

A draw was probably a fair result. We had them pegged back for most of the 1st half but they were probably the better team in the 2nd. I'm signing off from this forum now until August, as I don't think I want to read all the hysterical, speculative nonsense about the future of our manager and star players. Have a good summer everyone.

Now they have a long conversation about England's RB problem due to the injury to Jones, and completely ignoring the fact that there is an excellent young English RB currently on the pitch, and another one just coming on.

God these commentators are w@nk.... "The game is there for the taking for Utd now". They have certainly improved in the 2nd half but we are still matching them IMO.

Well unless West Ham can get 3 goals in the next 20 minutes, Man City have won the title.

No.

Gallagher about to come on

Smeg!

Always the way. All the top teams seem to strangely have an off-day when they visit SMS, yet no commentator ever seems able to work out that it's not a coincidence.

I reckon Mike Dean thinks he is already on holiday. How did he miss that handball by Evra FFS!?

It looks as though the groundsman was on acid!

Pah. I've given up hope of us ever being awarded a penalty for handball again. There's another blatant one not given to add to the list this season. How many is that now? 7 or 8?

I bought a set of their headphones a couple of years ago... They were crap.

From the very same newspaper that last week insisted he 'has his heart set on a move to Liverpool'. I will not believe a single word printed in any newspaper between now and August. If Ads or anybody else starts next season in a Saints shirt or not, so be it. No point stressing about it IMO.

Please forgive my naivety, but if Nigel Farage is so against the notion of a European parliament, then why is he happy to take a salary and extremely generous expenses as a member of it? Surely somebody who is so vehemently opposed to it would, having won the vote, have chosen not to take office to make a point.

I grew up living just down the road from him and went to school with his two sons at Bitterne Manor. Sadly our house was further down the hill and on the other side of the road, and didn't have the same views. I spent most of my spare time during my childhood playing in the wooded area between the waterfront and the railway at the very end of Quayside Road. There would always be a large group of local kids who would congregate there in the evenings and just mess about. We weren't causing trouble or anything, just making rope swings on the trees and playing games. Last year I was back in Southampton for the first time in a while and I had some time to kill while I waited to meet an old friend, so I decided to drive over there and go for a walk down memory lane. It was early evening in late summer and twenty-odd years ago it would have been humming with activity, but it was absolutely deserted. Are kids too addicted to Playstations and Facebook to go and play in the woods these days or are parents just too scared of the evil paedophiles that the Daily Mail would have us believe are lurking on every street corner in modern Britain?

I want it to be good... I know it won't be

The writer of this piece appears to be adhering to the classic tabloid football transfer reporting principle that if you throw enough sh!t, eventually some of it will stick. If Adam Lallana goes to Liverpool for £15m this summer, I will eat my own sh!t.

Not stonewall at all. His hand was down and behind him and it was completely accidental. Not surprised it wasn't given.

Another great little move results in a corner.

Very impressed with how we are playing so far. Perhaps the fact that we have nothing to play for has taken some pressure off us but we look really confident. Everton look a little nervy by contrast.

Ooooh. So close from Davis.

Brilliant from Clyne there. Superb tackle.

Why the hell does the BT commentator always insist on reminding Michael Owen that it was Pochettino who 'fouled' him for the penalty in the 2002 WC whenever they show one of our games?

The man is a genius. What amazing insight.