Sheaf Saint

Fuck me, that's just comical.

30 minutes in and zero shots on or off target. Amazing.

True, but you can't just stand in an offside position and wait for the pass. Schoolboy stuff.

Jesus. How the fuck did Wellington manage to be offside there? Absolutely no excuse for that. It's so basic.

Yep. Absolutely pathetic defending from our captain, once again. I really can't fucking wait for the day I never have to see him playing for us again. How the fuck has someone so utterly shite managed to rack up 200 apps for us?

Amazing. Just let Ndiaye walk through our defence to score. It's like we want to give them their big win today.

Who the hell is Kayi Sanda!?

You read it right. I would actually prefer to stick my knob in a (now deceased) Scouse drag queen than see Robbie Savage as Saints manager.

I think I'd rather have Lily Savage.

🎶 I was gonna tip Saints to lose, but I got high I was gonna place a hefty bet on the Blues, but then I got hi-i-i-iigh Now I reckon we'll steal a point, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. 🎵

Would you say it's more or less unlikely than keeping a clean sheet against Man City?

I see what you did there 😜

Probably figured it's the only way they're going to hold on to a lead today.

We just need to avoid conceding another 12 goals in our last 3 games. It should of course be a given that any team could manage to be organised enough to achieve that. But it seems there are no depths this team won't descend to in its interminable shitness, so I'm far from confident.

Ah, it wasn't clear if the near miss occurred as a direct result of the cyclist running the red light. There's a lot of missing context here.

You haven't denied nearly hitting him though, and the tone of your post suggests that you considered him fair game because of his previous wrongdoing.

Both ARIA, the research body who are proposing this geo-engineering project, and the Improving Farm Productivity grant scheme, which invites landowners to apply for subsidies to install solar farms, are creations of previous Tory governments.

I think I can live with that, provided we don't lose too many players over and above the expected departures. We've got the basis of a decent-ish Championship squad. I would be happy to have a season of consolidation in the Champ and start building again for 2026/27, if it means we can finally say goodbye and good riddance these utterly incompetent fuckwits in charge of the club.

But you're not bitter are you 😉

Well yes. He's our player, and it would take a bid of a lot more than Wednesday could afford to convince us to sell him this summer.

Won Player of the Season award at Wednesday. https://www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/april/26/shea-charles-wins-swfc-player-of-the-year-award/ Bodes well for us for next season.

Can anyone explain to me the logic of bringing on Archer? He's been truly useless up there on his own.

I rest my case. Cunts.

6 mins stoppage time. 6 mins to hold on and guarantee to beat Derby's record. Is that too much to ask? Of course it fucking is with this lot.