Sheaf Saint

I've watched the replay of that 2nd goal yesterday multiple times, and I still can't actually believe just how fucking abysmal his contribution to it was. It's like he didn't even make the slightest attempt at making life difficult for Odegaard. Even a still pissed from the night before Sunday league player would have done better. He's a tidy passer of the ball in a team that dominates possession and where he's not expected to do much defensive work. But the way he just lets opposition players breeze past him is so appalling bad that you have to wonder how he got so many minutes this season, even after his biggest fan Russ was sacked. Some people say he needs to bulk up, and they might have half a point, but as the old saying goes: "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog". The truth is he's just a bottler who's too scared to put in a tackle. I really hope that's the last time we've seen him in a Saints shirt.

That is fucking pathetic from Smallbone.

Oh cacky poo. If course we couldn't actually take a point today could we.

Let me guess - a hugely questionable refereeing decision going in United's favour?

Is it just coincidence that we've actually looked a bit better in defence today with all of THB, Stephens and Bednarek missing?

Uh oh. Tater just said we've been "brave" in the second half.

He's playing like a man possessed today. Where has this been all season?

Applying some Nivea cream?

How on Earth did that stay out!?

It is indeed pathetic, but given that only once this season have we managed to score first and hold on to win, it's really not that surprising.

Yeah, WTF was he on about?

Well at least I get another local game next season. Will be interesting to see how Sunderland fare in the PL.

Same reason Saints managed to win two games this season.

17 goals for a second/support striker is a very decent haul IMO. Plenty of teams won't have got that many out of their top scorer.

I think this is the sad reality for many of us.

Are we? The club's finances are actually pretty healthy, so we could afford to hire a more proven manager if we so desired. It's just not the Sport Republic way to do anything that doesn't make them look like they're trying to reinvent football.

"I'm only happy when he's on the pitch".

Who could possibly have predicted it eh?

That could be the last we ever seen of THB. I won't be sad to be honest.

Branthwaite done his hammy. TBH they could leave him on the pitch and it wouldn't make any difference.

Alcaraz coming on. Don't even need to say it, do I.

Hey it's ok everyone. Smallbone is coming on to save the day.

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

Could we maybe just not turn out for the second half and forfeit the game? Would be funny to deny them an actual victory today.

He was standing still by the time the pass was played, and didn't even try to get back onside. Anyway, it feels a little pointless arguing over something so insignificant when there's so much else to criticise today.