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Flying to Kuala Lumpur tonight to cheer on my brother.

Shoot Schapelle!!

Sell the stadium as scrap? With the current value of steel, we could fetch a bomb?

Saints who?

Exotic Dancer has died at Aintree. Noooo, I hope it wasn’t Cindy at the Red Light GoGo Club, she had great tits.

Words cannot ................

That was excellent, when is the film out ?

Shut up.

On a serious side, I did like Jade Goody when she was in Bad Manners.

My mum wears beanie hats.

My mum wears linen trousers.

Black Apalachi

The new England shirt is the best shirt since the Trevor Brooking 80's shirt.

This week I have shot 170 pigeons.

Cool, an extra hour in the boozer then.

I have killed 4 cats in my lifetime, twice in my car by accident, once with a garden spade by luck, and once with a sand iron to put it out of pain and misery.

Schapelle Leigh Corby (born 10 July 1977) is an Australian woman convicted and imprisoned in Indonesia for drug smuggling. Corby is serving a 20-year sentence (for which she has received approximately five months in remissions) for the importation of 4.2 kg (9.3 lb) of cannabis into Bali, Indonesia. She was convicted and sentenced in Bali on 27 May 2005 by the Denpasar (Indonesia) District Court and currently serves her sentence in Kerobokan Prison, Bali. On appeal, her conviction and sentence were confirmed with finality by the Indonesian Supreme Court. No further legal manoeuvres on her part are possible; she may petition for clemency from Indonesia's president, but would have to admit guilt to do so. Corby has maintained from the time of her arrest that the drugs were planted in her boogie board bag and that she did not know about them. [1] Her trial and conviction were a major focus of attention for the Australian media. Her due release date, with remissions, is currently 12 April 2024. Watch the videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbiAg7ID1kU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkx4gclWZQs&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPAD6cX1lU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8NcLMI-kk&feature=related

Masterbating with a cucumber

I have just received a text from Chad Jonstone the pilot for tonite, he text: 'We are just flying over Canada. And basically due to thick cloud over the UK we will be parking up over China to get shopping and other items, and that the UK viewing tonite will be aborted until tomorrow. Over.'

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My sexy secretary bent over at the office today, so I pulled down her panties and tried to start fingering her, but she screamed and ran away. I was very confused and pondered the situation for a long time. I've come to the conclusion that real life must be different to porn movies.

They will be directly above you like they were last night.