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Are there any tasty birds in Derby?

I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up. That's me in the korma.

Fannybahçe

Lundekvam

Yeah it's bullsh*t. I've given up on it now, I would be 2nd in league if it wasn't for the cock ups.

No, Howard.

Best place to get one cheap? Kindle

Akinshipe arrived in the UK aged 13 with his two sisters in 2000 to join their mother, who was working as a nurse. Two years later he was convicted of the rape of a 13-year-old girl after he and friends had encouraged her via text messages to meet them. The Old Bailey heard at the time that he was obsessed with the US gangster rapper DMX, who said in one of his songs: “If you got a daughter older than 15 I'm gonna rape her”. Akinshipe was jailed for four years but the Home Office inadvertently granted him indefinite leave to remain while he was inside after granting his mother the same right. Once officials realised he had a rape conviction he was told he would be deported – in 2003. Attempts to prevent deportation were made before immigration tribunals and the Court of Appeal but failed but the case dragged on and ended up before the European Court. Judges there concluded that while his conviction was a “serious one” other factors that had to be taken in to account included his length of stay in the UK, the time that had elapsed since his offence and the “solidity of social, cultural and family ties” with the UK. The court said that he has now spent almost half his life here and now works for a local council in London. It also awarded him almost £3,500 in costs. Speaking from their terraced house in Downham, south east London, his mother, Munisola, a 48 year-old hospital nurse, said: "We are very pleased (with the court ruling). "It has been a very traumatic experience. But he will need to speak to his solicitor. We just want our privacy." A UK Border Agency spokeswoman said: “We are extremely disappointed by this judgment and will consider the next steps carefully. “This government is determined to remove foreign criminals from the UK and does not believe that Article 8, the right to family or private life, should outweigh the need to protect the public from serious criminals.”

My wife burst into the bedroom naked to find me masturbating last night. "Do you need finishing off?" She winked. "Its ok babe," I replied. "I've lost my erection now." "Shall I help get it back?" She giggled. "Sure," I smiled. "Give it a good slam on your way out."

I'll take the number 9 shirt.

It's melting away Kev, sort it out!

Nothing too exciting to be honest, just the odd loud bang on the landing and in the bedroom on two occasions.

http://www.peachygames.co.uk/game_play.php?FreeGame=1&GameTypeID=103&TPG=0&MapID=183&AdGroup=Bullseye&PPCKW=play%20bullseye%20game&CreativeID=5377480773&gclid=CNe5nePWq6sCFSMntAodXw7XQg £41 winnings so far!

Are you a part time eidelweiss picker?

Thanks Kev, keep me posted on the slopes.

Amen.

Roof is a sexy name.

Were you two married at some stage?

Can you post a picture of the snow coming down please?

Gavin or Wayne for a boy Jill or Morag for a girl

Tom Peggy

You're going to prison

Right, I've just got back from travel agents and Seefeld is fully booked for the week I'm looking for. So we have booked Scheffau instead Alpen hotel. Any feedback on this resort? All booked up and paid for.