My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
Oh bring back my foreskin to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my fore skin to me...
The Paraplegic Olympic games are being held in London next year.
In order to help visitors the organisers have published a leaflet containing co ckney rhyming slang for the disabled...................
Bacon Rind = Blind
Canary Wharf = Dwarf
Cardinal Wolsley = Cerebal Palsy
Raspberry Ripple = Cripple
Wasps & Bees = Amputees
Rubber & Plastic = Spastic
Tulips & Roses = Multiple Sclerosis
Diet Pepsi = Epilepsy
Benny & The Fuc kin Jets = Tourettes
Please enlighten us to who you would choose as your 5 mentally challenged ****s?
1, Turkish
2, Deppo
3, Smirking Saint
4, thesaint sfc
5, Saint in Paradise
/\ JOKE, If anyone doesn't like it, they can go **** themselves!!
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I know his life is a permanent holiday, but he actually went away this time... Obviously feeling a bit flush. Anyway even time lords need a holiday once in a while. FFS!