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  1. I'd do the fatty in the ar5e.
  2. Some people have no choice in this matter!!
  3. You are one sad individual.
  4. My one skin goes over my two skin, My two skin goes over my three. My three skin goes over my foreskin, Oh bring back my foreskin to me, Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my fore skin to me...
  5. I would love to hear them sing that Lololooololooloololo Why Why Why Deliah?
  6. The Paraplegic Olympic games are being held in London next year. In order to help visitors the organisers have published a leaflet containing co ckney rhyming slang for the disabled................... Bacon Rind = Blind Canary Wharf = Dwarf Cardinal Wolsley = Cerebal Palsy Raspberry Ripple = Cripple Wasps & Bees = Amputees Rubber & Plastic = Spastic Tulips & Roses = Multiple Sclerosis Diet Pepsi = Epilepsy Benny & The Fuc kin Jets = Tourettes
  7. Agree!
  8. I thought you were dead? How did it all go mate?
  9. They eat Eagles in Russia.
  10. And he forgot to yell Allah Akbar, bloody amatures!!
  11. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f6_1299131696 WTF is going on in the world?
  12. You should count yourself lucky you have a job.. although I do feel sorry for you. .
  13. Please enlighten us to who you would choose as your 5 mentally challenged ****s? 1, Turkish 2, Deppo 3, Smirking Saint 4, thesaint sfc 5, Saint in Paradise /\ JOKE, If anyone doesn't like it, they can go **** themselves!! .
  14. Dog

    Swearing

    **** off you ungrateful ****!! If you don't like it on here, you can go **** your arse with a ******s ****!!! ****!!
  15. I just vomitted up a piece of tonights hotdog.
  16. I know his life is a permanent holiday, but he actually went away this time... Obviously feeling a bit flush. Anyway even time lords need a holiday once in a while. FFS!
  17. Be quick, they're pulling the pin!
  18. FFS!! Give the guy a break, throw him a line!! He's just got back off his holidays man.
  19. Niall Quim & Graham Taylor, we'd win the Champions league within 4 years.
  20. Dog sh*t, simple as!
  21. Are you taking the p1ss? It's all greebo stuff :sick:
  22. That's Nigel Adkins!
  23. Dog

    Priorities

    It will buy a lot of passports.
  24. Were you flying a Tornado?
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