Dog

I prefer the Pilgrim Father appearance personally.

Bush - fine Balls - not fine

Pay on the gate, or get up there early and visit the ticket office, they always have tickets.

M-ental.

Warm-up the sunbeds.

More to the point, how's Chopper?

You ate them didn't you?

The wheelbarrow

Well, you did marry it.

Yes it is. I wasn't being Trevor.

If this is true I'm going to walk in front of a train in the next 30 minutes.

Sh*t! Sorry Sue, that was meant to be a PM.

Sue, thanks for the PM's. You really are a stunner arn't you, a great pair of legs, firm pert breasts, and now I know why your called 'whistle', I bet a few tunes have been played on that old kebab. I will try and send one back Sue, but I need a back, crack and sack wax first. L8rs!

Give Ratman a call.

Some cinammon doughnuts to hang off her beefy nipples.

I am really into Bollywood at the moment, I guess it all comes down to my roots. But this is a clip from my latest favourite move. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81083960/ 'Stay with me Min_geeta'

Ruuuuuuuule 1 !!!

Neil Shipperley

http://ww.com/wlma110 http://ww.com/waldschenke

See you there!