Micky

That's an insult to traffic cones and road workers to be fair...!

Not sure about the mentality, but we've certainly got no bollux.

Swift justice but still got off lightly if you ask me. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-61505835 Robert Biggs, 30, pleaded guilty to assault occasioning actual bodily harm at Nottingham Magistrates' Court and was jailed for 24 weeks on Thursday. Biggs, from Ilkeston, Derbyshire, was ordered to pay £500 compensation to Sharp, and £128 in court costs. He was also given a two-year football banning order. Should of got banned for life...!

Kill two birds with one stone, send the points up by courier and all piss off to the beach for the day.

Hope he does time for assault and gets a lifetime ban from every ground in the county. Total moron.

I'm just glad we are safe, because if that was our 'Champions League Final' then God help us, I've seen more effort, commitment and skill on Hedge End rec on a Sunday morning. SFC, go take a good long look in the mirror, as one of our former managers might have suggested. Woeful season.

Ummmm, right....

No, just caught it on sky, they seemed a little embarrassed explaining that it was a lap of appreciation....!

My lord, an empty sms for the lap of appreciation.....

We had just as well wrapped the points up and mailed them first class to Merseyside.

Pathetic comes to mind.

I'm not so sure they will actually be up for a struggle, probably just meekly fade away.

Players will be doing the sessional lap of appreciation after this...!

We've still got 15 minutes to go and we don't look like we could fashion a shot in that time, never mind score a goal. This is absolute shyte.

Not the only one, most of them look clueless. Where is the inspiration going to come from now....

Ffs, how passive is this... What is the point

God we are bad. If we manage to get out of here with a point, the scousers will think we've nicked their hubcaps.....

Very strange thread.

Agreed, I just think that is hilarious that a team of Evertons stature has to rely on such a crap striker to try to get them out of the shyte.

Underwhelming is an understatement in the extreme. We have been woeful for months.

Rondon, lol...!

It's not a sick bed they're laying on, it's a sun lounger, miles from SMS.

There no rush to bring someone in, we have a full preseason ahead. Mag to grid now so that potential candidates know the post is open.

It doesn't bear thinking about what they will do to us. Jeff Stelling and the team on Sky were saying how we are liable to folding, and that was against Brentford...! There is no fight or desire in this team so if it starts to go pear shaped early on it could well get embarrassing again. Our best hope is that VVD and Sadio take pity on us and ease up.

Is he still here?