This right here, is both elegant and beautiful pap.
"I know we both might look at Barry's stonkingly impressive rise as a helmet in such a short space of time, but let's not kid ourselves. This isn't the thunderbolt of an Alan Shearer scoring a hat-trick on his debut, surprising and delighting all spectators.
Barry is a career helmet, or a journeyman helmet if sir prefers. Some of these overpaid footballers have real trouble when moving outfits. Fernando Torres at Chelsea, Fellaini at Manchester United - the list goes on.
Not so with our Bazza. You can put him any system, not606's football-focused forum, SaintsWeb's fiver-focused forum or the UI's fightier-and-hint-of-fisticuffs forum. The boy is unfazed. Top helmet performances in any scenario.
This is why I think the UI should reconsider the votes for 73 and recognise the genius of Barry Sanchez' universal and complete helmetry."