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Crab Lungs

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  1. Do you really give a f()ck over such a small technicality? Really? Honestly? What's your life like? F()cking hell, what's wrong with you? Whatever it was that upset him, it was wrong. Why keep on arguing about some minor difference, stop trolling and contribute something worthwhile for a change. You really deserve all of the sh1t you get when you act like this.
  2. Richard Wright, Kevin Miller !
  3. Unbelievable. I don't get how so many people can be so thick/deluded. Utter arseholes... They deserve more misery than they've received.
  4. MLG's still being a clas a trolling pr1ck then. MLG, this threads about Boruc, why did you feel the need to bring up an irrelevant technicality? What point are you trying to prove?
  5. Well done Artur. I really hope what happened doesn't affect our chances of agreeing a new deal with him. Top goalie, mongy fans.
  6. Boruc now, please
  7. Just Boruc to go, surely
  8. Plenty of people blinded by a few screamers over 10 years and some rangy passing (which didn't always come off). As a team player, he's abysmal if you ask him to do a job. He just goes off and does his own thing. His supporters would say that it's "hard" to keep your positional sense when you're played out of position. I'd have disagree. But meh, I don't think he's all that great at all, especially not any more. Average central midfielder at best these days.
  9. Absolutely spot on. Agree with Cole being world class too. I've never liked Gerrard, FWIW. I think people already know that, though
  10. Fancy a game, Turks? Come on, I will if you will.
  11. Yeah, saw that - the perils of being a trendsetter, eh? Feel free, you're my linkage to free sushi! (Oh god, did I really just say that?)
  12. I've got nothing, sadly! I need to up my game. How on earth I've flown under the radar, i will never know... After the Wigan match, I proper blew a fuse at miltonroader or 110 persaint (I think)... yet no infractii .. bizarre.
  13. I can't see one... Assuming I've not received any!? That can't be right...
  14. Btw, how do you check infraction points?
  15. Kraks, thanks for sharing the term "relentless megaspastic", I'll be using that later at work. I can't get infracted here but there are other punishments which can be handed out, assuming I hit a nerve or two.
  16. Sorry, lol.. I totally misread that!
  17. Really? Honestly? :-o
  18. Knowing our luck it'd be 2 points but with a decent goal difference over Villa and QPR... and then Stoke will take the lead :-o
  19. I don't think they are, but I think it protects to "selling" club to a decent fee. I'm sure MLG knows all the intricate details.
  20. 1. Kelvin Davis - Decent NPC level stopper - £0 - £100,000 2. Nathaniel Clyne - Has the potential to become an England fullback, one season in the EPL though - £9m 3. Maya Yoshida - He probably deserves a larger "valuation" but I don't think he'll be courted or seen as a top level defender - £3m 4. Morgan Schneiderlin - Just signed a long-term contract strengthening our hand, consistently proved to be a solid emerging talent - £15m+ 5. Jos Hooiveld - Has done a half-decent job but is unlikely to cost more now than what we paid for him a year ago - £1.5m 6. José Fonte - Recovered from a horror start in the EPL to become a steady performer - £4m 7. Rickie Lambert - His game is not about "pace" so it's clear he has a few years left in the tank if he can stay free of injuries. Not a "braaaap" megastar-type so will unlikely cost more than £7-8m. Problem is, he's currently worth far more than that to us - £7-8m 8. Steven Davis - Decent EPL level midfielder - £3m 9. Jay Rodriguez - Has really started to motor, performance-wise. If he cost £6m a year ago, he's worth a bit more now as he adds to his reputation - £10m 10. Gastón Ramírez - I think he'll prove himself to be eventually, top, top class. Difficult first seasons but genuine glimpses of fantastic talent - £10m 11. Billy Sharp - Great NPC striker but would likely command no more than what we paid for him - £2m 12. Paulo Gazzaniga - If we paid £2.5m, it's unlikely he's added to a re-sale value. In fact, he may just stagnate and end up going at a significant loss one day - £300,000-£1m 13. Danny Fox - Can definitey perform a tier below comfortably and would have some re-sale value, unlikely what we paid for him though - £1m 14. Dean Hammond - Half-decent NPC performer, unlikely we'd get the £1m back we paid for him now though - £200,000-£400,000 15. Vegard Forren - If he was rated in excess of £10m a couple of years back, you'd think he's a decent buy for £4m. However, if he's to get that kind of valuation again he'll have to play consistently and perform - £4m 16. James Ward-Prowse - Too hard to say, but if he does go on to develop as Saints expect him to, there's no reason why he can't fetch in excess of £5m. What would Saints value him now though? I've no idea. At a guess - £3.5m 18. Jack Cork - Forget Henderson (£20m), Livermore, Cleverley, Shelvey; this guys is a genuine English midfield talent. If he performs well again next season, he should attract plenty more sutiors. At this moment in time, he'd have a lesser valuation than Schneiderlin - £8m 19. Tadanari Lee - We'd be very lucky to get his full value, still think he's a decent footballer and playing regularly, can probably command a larger fee than what I've estimated - £750,000 20. Adam Lallana - As above, see Jack Cork. The only English midfielder that comes close to Joe Cole for skill and creativity and far better than most of the dross involved in Owl-head's England dream teams. Another couple of seasons in the Premier League and he could fetch big, big money - £12m+ 21. Guly do Prado - 31-year-old Brazilian who cops a lot of stick but could still do a decent job one division below or elsewhere. Re-sale value won't be much though - £250,000 - £500,000 22. Frazer Richardson - Dependable right-back and very solid at NPC level - £200,000-£500,000 23. Luke Shaw - Unbelievable for a 17-year-old. Shows maturity beyond his years and I can't think, with the exception of Ashley Cole, of a more complete full-back in England... complete, not just potential. And to think, he'll probably get better. Huge talent. Probably our most prized possession alongside Schneiderlin - £15m+ 24. Emmanuel Mayuka - Hasn't really had the opportunity so unless he performs well on-loan elsewhere, we'd unlikely get what we paid for him... we'd have to take a hit here - £1.5-2m 25. Danny Seaborne - Bog standard L1 centre-half - £100,000-£250,000 26. Jack Stephens - He'll have to prove himself somewhere first before he starts to add digits to his valuation - £100,000-£250,000 27. Richard Chaplow - We'll get more than we paid for him if he we re-signed him for - £400,000-£700,000 28. Calum Chambers - Who knows how he'll develop? - nominal 29. Ben Reeves - Played convincingly in L2, looks like he's above that level but it's too hard to say what we'd ask for him though. I'll hazard a guess - £150,000-£200,000 30. Cody Cropper - Not done anything to prove he's worth anything, surely? - nominal 31. Artur Boruc - Was once touted as one of the top 5 goalkeepers in the world. He's got his head screwed on right now, and hopefully we'll give him a new deal. If not, he foes as a free. If he does sign, however - £3-4m 32. Danny Butterfield - I don't think we'd ask for anything for him. Good, solid servant, will probably get a free transfer - £0-£75,000 33. Steve De Ridder - Unfulfilled potential. At this current stage, he's probably lost value though - £300,000-£1m (if we're lucky) 34. Corby Moore - Don't know - nominal 35. Sam Hoskings - Don't know - nominal 36. Jake Sinclair - Ummm, don't know - nominal 37. Dominic Gape - Haven't a clue - nominal 38. Andy Robinson - I've no idea - nominal 39. Lloyd Isgrove - No idea, again, like most above it's too early to say - nominal 42. Jason Puncheon - Enhanced his reputation like many Saints this year. His new contract could see us command more than what was mooted for him during his loan stay at Blackpool - £4.5m 00. Aaron Martin - Not fulfilled his potential, still looks a bit wobbly even at L1 level - £100,000-£200,000
  21. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I care. Not throwing any money in those buckets again, Pompey lovers!
  22. Would be a good squad player for Liverpool.
  23. One of the biggest pr1cks in football. In fact, the whole "golden generation" can f()ck off.
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