Crab Lungs

Oh, you couldn't help yourself, could you? Bloody Monmouthshireman.

Roy Hodgson is an owl-headed d1ck.

This is absolutely brilliant news. I love Artur, he's a complete nutcase and excellent at his profession. Very fun to watch and great to know he'll be here for another two years - pending nothing happening between now and then

Imagine the Faroe Isles or Kazakhstan

Fat Slug, whinging away.

I bet I can guess what it'll be; De Gea Zabaleta Vertonghen Ferdinand Evra Mata Fellaini Carrick Bale van Persie Suarez No Michu, no Schneiderlin, no Mignolet

I know. "Here, here's a ticket for the Europa League." "Na, cheers anyway. I prefer Sutton United v Saints XI."

Haha, no - but I've loved our other Swedes - Ostlund, the Svensson's... just those two.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

That is brilliant. Truly, brilliant. I want to put that on a Photoshop of a crying skate. Brilliant.

Mikael Nilsson and Andreas Jakobsson were utter, utter d0gsh1t

Absolutely... don't be too disappointed if he doesn't do the clappy thing though

Why don't you have a watch of him yourself... I'll link you up for their next game...

Blimey, best of luck to him. KUTGW Stillian!

I.... might... be .... interested...! Depends whether I'm working Saturday morning though, I'll know next week...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-2-IBV-1-4317.aspx

This.

Well, I can square away most of those - of that I'm absolutely certain. Cook, clean, well-groomed and I don't drink! Though I do make concessions for special occasions, birthdays, weddings, funerals, BBQ's... all of which doesn't happen all that often, thankfully. That said, the big **** might be a problem. I remember when I was in Thailand a couple of years back and we had a few Japanese couples at the hotel... I remember the women were pandering to them, one notable lady massaged and manicured the guy's feet every, single evening by the pool - she was at it for ages! Is that really what they have to go through? Bloody hell....

This one will do.

fuuuck, it doesn't. Damn, one moment... in the meantime, any truth in the following? http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/10-things-foreign-guys-do-that-make-japanese-girls-fall-head-over-heels

link. The link has to work. http://wallpapersus.com/wallpapers/2012/09/Japanese-Brown-Eyes-Japanese-Women-485x728.jpg

Hahahaha But, but... I can see it!?!?

Defour, Fellaini, Simons I would imagine..

To further support my summary; http://www.whoscored.com/Players/52380

He's basically a rotweiller that's good at football, to simplify things. Very all-action, rarely goes missing in games. If he can somehow tone down his aggressive side a bit he'd be a huge acquisition for a club our size.