Crab Lungs

You've reverted to being special again

Warren Aspinall?

Yes, the penalty could very well be his fault but anyone knows that with the movements you make in football, it happens, it's natural. Try running with your arms by your side, it doesn't work. Sure, he was to blame for a few things this year but jumping on his back for every, single goal we concede is utterly pathetic and shows people up a bit, to be honest. Those who don't agree, I'd say one thing; assess the whole phase of play, not just the end result (Fox giving away penalty/Fox-Hooiveld incident).

1/ Lambert 2/ The re-signing of Lallana 3/ Fonte 4/ Schneiderlin (though over time, assuming he stays with us, MS will likely go above Fonte)

I think jokes are a bit thin on the ground.

Good. I don't blame satchel-face for relegating us, but I sure as hell don't like him.

Twitchy going to relegate his second team from the Premier League then, by the looks of things. He looks utterly deflated. Oh well. No-one better than Bobby Zamora in the country at bringing other players into play. Errrrrrrrr, ok then.

Another quatrain

3-0 wigan

The biggest, bestest and greatest club in the world, forever and ever and ever.

Prophecy in rallyboy's quatraine?

About 14 (mostly fleeting) full appearances in professional football and you've adjudged him as not good enough for us, the NPC or League One. Really?

Typical South African arrogance, thinking you can just do what you want. BTW, that court room looks strange... maybe I'm not seeing it right but it looks tiny and what exactly are the walls like in there? All I can see is some red, mottle effect stuff... Makes sense, I guess. I've had dealings with a few South Africans.. I've felt that they weren't impolite... just direct and a bit humourless. I tried and I tried, but I just couldn't strike up any rapport with them. :-/

This is true. What is it about them?

Did anyone else not like Oscar Pistorius before the Olympics/Paralympics? I've never found him endearing personally and felt a bit vindicated when he whinged about being beaten this year. And now this. Hmmm.

Fair play to Watford and Mick McCarthy with his comments. Typical bitter diatribe from Ian Holloway.

That is horrific... is Allen doing the night shift again?

I can't believe they are genuine articles. Jesus.

Whilst I don't agree with everything NC does, moving away from doing things like that is a huge leap in the right direction. That was utterly criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge (though some might level at me that my Adkins tribute was, too). Meh. Great memories of that era but parties at Weston Shore with a load of kids and oddballs singing football songs? Erm, nah you're alright!

More like 8,000. Lying again

Listening to the game.... You can hear the players shouting. Is it behind closed doors? No joke, no one is singing. This can't be the bestest, surely

I like Adam but he's totally missing the point. Again.

That's why they're the bestest. Such passion.

Good morning nutjobbers! I wonder what belly full of laughs our friends will provide today!

To do that, we have to match their ambitions I suspect. Europe, here we come!