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Lolz, I can understand Jonnyboy's point but my preference of girl is probably different to most guys.

Thanks SG, lol! PS is pretty easy to get into once you've watched or read a few tutorials and once you've mastered the basics, I found that you can pretty much play around with it yourself and get some decent results. FWIW, I've got another 'Pompey LOL' I'm working on, but its taking me a while to finish

You've got your second pupil right here if it develops beyond an idea, Baj!

I was about to say the same thing...

WTF is that!? Whoever the architect is, he should be shot. Whoever sanctioned it should also be put down, violently.

Cheers Steve, Joensuu... very helpful (although I know SG made the initial query!) On a personal note, I'm pretty competent with PS and I'm not brilliant but OK with DW, but I am learning. All information on web development and design is helpful.

Haha, funny you should ask that question Spudgun, I'm toiling with Dreamweaver as it is - I'm still trying to discover the best route to 'learn' web design etc myself... so any responses on here about courses, online 'help' would be very, very handy...

That was... genuinely written by a Skate?

200K tops, no way a £1m player. I'd dread to think of his wage demands too. Plenty knocking around in the Champ and possibly L1 who could be considered but value for money..

Well, they're unfortunate!

Blurgh, I can't stand champagne women. Every mainstream girl these days is a fergie, or a beyonce, or a jordan, or a paris. Gimme a nice, intellectual emo girl every time.

Finally seen the overly-patriotic (to the extent of feeling a bit sickly) BNP election broadcast (forgive me, I hadn't seen it yet). Whilst we all know what the BNP say (some of it appealing) and what they'd really do, I couldn't help but notice Richard Barnbrook was fashioninng himself on Joseph Goebbels :-o Genuine and innocent use of the 'sand' suit or deliberate fashioning?

Y'know, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Perhaps Storrie had been pursuing that prudent approach all along...

A skate recently said...: :o:o

They really don't know when to get off, do they? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Watch-Cup-Final-At-The-Pyramids-898.aspx

Oi oi, lolz http://www.thefa.com/TheFA/NewsAndFeatures/2010/FAStatement_280410 I love this one in particular: Pwned.

But is it definitely THE Ian Darke, do you know? I saw that but I couldn't envisage him writing that load of old rubbish...

Couldn't see it anywhere else so here you go: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/iandarke/Ridiculous-rant-at-Pompey-shows.6256760.jp Just goes to show that is not just the fans, the players and Android who are delusional, even their own paper is too (should we really have expected anything else though, really?) Do they really think if they keep affirming that they are hard done by, eventually it will become the truth? C()nts. Still, I hope I'm not the only one curdling away every time I read another whinge, moan or ill-informed opinion... Why the feck do we have to keep explaining the same things over and over again to them as well?

Money trouble, perhaps?

lmfao!

I don't think we're biting at all. Your response was blatantly meaningful. You've obviously noted that you are in a very small and misguided minority regarding PFC since (yes, the club of shame) you've changed tact. No hard feelings, PL... but you're still the official club of shame.

Unbelievable delusion. Absolutely unreal. It's like running someone over then whinging about your car being damaged.

Nothing like revelling in your own shame.

It gets even more gross :-( Jeez, so so so so brutal