Crab Lungs

Spot on. Whilst agree that yes, we've seemingly been dogsh1t so far this season, why are so many people slicing their wrists up after 3, 4, 5 games into the season? And, as you've mentioned also, the obsessive, fanatical, stalker-like analysis of every, single detail is ridiculous. It's probably the same section of fanbase that ridiculed and dismissed the appointment of Strachan, signings of Marsden, Crouch in the past no doubt. Oh, and I really hope Cortese doesn't read this forum as he'd actually realise what a bunch of ungrateful, suicidal retards he's serving. Yes, he's made a few unpopular decisions but some of the comments and allegations against Cortese are bloody ridiculous. Still, we're Saints fans, right? We have a god given right to win every game and be back in the Premier League within two years... To be honest, whenever it goes tits up, I'm used to shrugging my shoulders and saying "it's exactly what we deserve"...

Said that for years. The core majority are reactionary, frothy mouthed simpletons.

I am beginning to model myself on the beautiful Bill Kaulitz.

LOL, someone who recalled the distant but oh so memorable past! Sadly not... I wish I was though

I leave the country in, like, a couple of hours so would obviously like a PM to set me on my way

I'd suggest it's far easier to win football matches with a happy squad than a miserable one...

Spot on Benji, top post.

You don't remember how bad he was at Nottingham Forest, I assume?

Heard similar myself, but couldn't say that it was true... only a rumour.

Jesus, here come the suicidals.

I don't think you can tell the people who are hellbent on demonising NC. Same mentals who compared Lowe to Hitler and so forth.... FWIW, I agree with you though...

30 working managers... in England, or worldwide?

Can we afford to appoint anyone other than someone with previous success as a manager? In my opinion, no, we cannot. We must get the best available, proven manager out there. Sadly, it means gambles like Clark, Zola et al should not be considered...

honestly, what does it matter? The player played under that manager on loan at Citadella... :S

Lol, pwnd. Not you. StRichmond. Talk about going overboard... I'm not happy, but christ almighty.....

Exactly how did you work that one out!?

I don't know if you're on a windup but this sounds really quite plausible... :-o

Will he be speaking in Hampshire Hog or Urban Chav during his press conference?

I'll kill myself too, tbh. Can't stand him - a d1ck, and an absolutely terrible manager

I ****ing hate Charlton fans. They talk of Pardew having an ego, what about them? Yeah, good job on booing Curbishley out of a job, f()cking morons. Arrogant ones too...

Bruno Metsu back and to bring Papa Waigo with back with him

Oh great. Scott Carson and Matthew Upson back. No, seriously, they deserve to be - after all, they're not proven failures at all. And good on him for omitting Joe Cole; he's useless. :S

More over image-conscious plebs for the mind-numbingly stupid masses.

It's not humanely possible for this to get any funnier, right? Think again. http://www.ibrahimasonko.com/

So, not a good end to the week for Portsmouth For a start, the infamous Portsmouth mob got "turned over" off the pitch whilst their team was dismantled on it http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=293541 And now the greatest fans in the world are turning on both players and manager... (would like you a thread but there are so many so just take your pick) Oh dear.