Crab Lungs

But but but … he’s the best we’ve ever had. I read it on here.

And doing what he does best. tbf not all him, but shocking all the same.

Cheers pal! You cinched it

Can I still identify as whatever or whomever I like? As I still want to identify as Rylan Clark. Turkish, please approve my desire!

I think that’s been reevaluated by a lot of people now. We’re an ings, romeu and Tadic short of a half decent side I fear.

Lmfao, yes. 🤣

Can’t wait for Edozies positive running to be beaten out of him. I’ll give it 2-3 months and he’ll be crop circling and passing backwards.

Would be good to see a bit of that on the pitch.

That’s why they play for us, a lot of them are turd. I’m starting to think that seeing us hanging balls up to Chris Wood is a legitimate thing I’d like to see.

It’s almost systemic. It doesn’t matter who manages the team, who is the first 11, whatever formation we play… we’re just insufferably sh1t 😞

I concur with the hopeless, toothless comments. It ain’t looking good. I wish Nathan Jones all the luck in the world but I literally don’t know who or how this sinking ship can avert disaster.

Quite. Aligning with our actual level

Yeah I always wondered why there was this furore about him..

Ah right, cheers. Have to say, that’s pretty shocking not to have that sorted as a PL club.

Any reason why our pitch is as dogsh1t as our football as well? Never used to be.

I’ve always been perplexed by people who said he was good, even my Arsenal friend said he was. I always thought he was a jack of all trades, master of none.. but universally poor in most.

Compared to the Eddie Howe one, that just sounded like a a Welsh bloke shouting at people to be enthusiastic.

I think he’s prob just stating the obvious, with all the tech, it shouldn’t have happened. Just being impartial I guess

Campbell, 1998 v Argies, v Portugal 2004 .. we’ve had our fair share of bad luck

Lampard, 2010.. they prob would have beaten us anyway, but the dynamics of the game changes with goals…

Would love to send Cristiano out. Utter helmet.

According to our fans, was finished. Like Fonte. ‘Just give Hoedt time, he’ll come good’

Would 100% watch, as long as I get to sandwich the episodes with my cinch adverts.

Ben White going home. I could hazard a guess why, but I could be wildly off the mark. only thing I can be sure of is that if it is what I think it is, I bet it’s the British press’ who is at fault.

Fk me, Atiba Hutchinson is the very definition of a sentimental pick. Bloke is running through mud. Constantly loses his man. Can’t run. Has no awareness. Can’t pass. Poor buggers in Canadas midfield having to do overtime to carry him. Utterly useless.