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Fist pumps and claps alot, therefore a top player.

I'd settle for McCarthy....

Did we ever start with Vestergaard, Stephens and Hoedt at once? If we did, I wonder what the score was...

Gunn is not consistently impressive. Since hes been in goal, check over the goals we've conceded - about 50% of them would have been saved by an average PL keeper.

Neither will get any better. They are sh1te.

I'll say it again. JWP is ineffective with no discernible attribute to warrant a place in a PL side. One of our own so therefore a top player on here. Hojberg is and always has been a below-average Danish Prutton - but hey, he claps and fist pumps alot so he's a top player on here. Another with no definable attributes. Vestergaard - just no no no. Gunn - Instagram Forster; designer stubble and the looks - but all the talent of Forster. Top gk on hrere though. Bizarre positional selections. Hassenhutl surely isn't mental to believe its actually a good idea, or is he proving a point in a weird way... I've no idea. What confuses me the most is people persisting with the belief that any of the above players are any good/will come good is f()cking beyond me.

I'll say it again. JWP is ineffective with no discernible attribute to warrant a place in a PL side. One of our own so therefore a top player on here. Hojberg is and always has been a below-average Danish Prutton - but hey, he claps and fist pumps alot so he's a top player on here. Another with no definable attributes. Vestergaard - just no no no. Gunn - Instagram Forster; designer stubble and the looks - but all the talent of Forster. Top gk on hrere though. Bizarre positional selections. Hassenhutl surely isn't mental to believe its actually a good idea, or is he proving a point in a weird way... I've no idea. What confuses me the most is people persisting with the belief that any of the above players are any good/will come good is f()cking beyond me.

Remember - we had an excellent window was the consensus on here.

Not surprising - he's crap. Basically an instagram version of Forster. Likewise been saying the same - it's a cardinal sin on here. He's cr4p, proper cr4p. Great designer stubble though, so therefore - top keeper.

The pompey potty? Damn... i drew that years ago... if thats still floating about, fair play..

Please Yoshida and please, Mccarthy.

We need to start booing him. Definitely.

and non-binary hdmi cables and attack helicopters

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes boys.... mccarthy and yoshida more often please

Needs to be booed, immediately. 6 games without a goal in a new league? Boo him. Definitely.

Jan 31st wish..... McCarthy Valery/Cedric Yoshida Bednarek/ANOTHER CB Bertrand Romeu WANYAMA Djenepo Boufal Redmond Adams I don’t ever want to see Vestergaard, Hoedt, Stephens or Forster play for us again. Gunn, JWp, Elyounoussi and Hojberg can p1ss off too as well. Turgid average or below average cr4p.

I’d say that’s generous!

I’d say that’s generous!

Felt so sorry for Bednarek having deal with that sh1t alongside him every week.

Top GK mate. Got designer stubble.

InstagramGK Gunn. Utter crap. ‘Learning mate, top GK’. Forster MK II Vestergaard. Just why. Clearly awful and always has been. Bertrand and Yoshida on bench. Why. Stupid team selection and out of position players. Why. Danish Prutton. Cr4p, always has been. Claps loads and pumps his first a lot, therefore top player. Apparently. JWP, one of our own. Top player. Apparently. Utterly avoidable loss. Fair play to Boufal though, him and Redmond the only real bright sparks. Anyone who says Boufal doesn’t work hard is mental. Still, we’ll probably end up booing him soon for misplacing a pass.

Lol. Anyone with half a brain could see this happening with that defence Crap midfielders too... players who piggyback on others ability; JWP, Hoj etc

Dear Bucket Rattlers...

Brilliant goal. Let's see if it's raved about like it would have been if it was one of the big boy's players. Hojberg is a danish Prutton. Vestergaard is terrible. Truly terrible. Boufal proving a handy 'new' player this year.

And thats how he got his overblown reputation here. Never got tested until our spine was dismantled.