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Yep. But now he's scored a couple and all of a sudden, he's becoming a top player now according to some. Sometimes, good players just don't fit in at clubs. Sometimes, they just need reinvigorating somewhere else. This is definitely not the case for Moi. He's just rubbish, full stop.

They're not saying it now... as people are slowly realising he's utter f()cking cr4p... but they were. Still a few holding out though with excuses like; goalkeeper coaching, whole teams fault etc... Now he doesn't have the most robust defence or midfield in front of him but if you let in 1 goal every 1.8 shots and every other part of your game is average to terrible then chances are, you're not very good. As he's proving today. That said, he'll pull one save off and everyone will forget again, much like Forster until he got abominally bad.

He's always stole a living - he's never been good at anything. Fist pumps alot though.

Top GK mate. Apparently.

Gunn again Vestergaard again Same ineffective midfield pairing Wonderful.

I have more in-depth, far-reaching views on the subject matter but as for the people protesting, I have one simple paragraph: A complete bunch of hypocritical, self-obssessed, selfish w4nkers. Low grade beta-males trying to score with domineering females in an attempt try and get laid in a p1ss-poor excuse for a protest.

Cabbage face said this to me about 2 weeks ago when I saw him ... funny he got a load of sh1t on here for his itk

Same excuses as per Forster from the people on this forum. Next we’ll be claiming he’s carrying a knock on his knee and isn’t fully fit. McCarthy is superior in every single way, too many people on here over impressed with his designer stubble.

That won’t help, I done his yesterday morning..

This. But Hoj first pumps the fans and JWP came through the youth system so they’re top class. And Gunn, top top GK. 12 mil well spent.

Played 19 Shots on target 64 Conceded 35 Avg SOT per game 3.3 Avg goals conceded per game 1.8 Shots/Goals ratio 1.82 shots per goal In 2 of his games, he faced one shot on target all match. In 2 others, he faced 2 and conceded 1. In others he’s faced 3-4 shots on target and conceded three times.

I’ve got to update them now One mo

If we remove hoj, there is no one left to fist pump the fans.

Nope. Sh1t team full of overrated cr4p. He’s capable for playing those who are rubbish too much but I feel for him having to try and coach that crap. A legacy of cr4p, left by Reed et al and under funding from Gao.

8/10 window mate. Top side.

Top GK on here. McCarthy terrible. Apparently. Would anyone like my Angus Gunn stats since he became our no 1?

Designer stubble mate, therefore top GK

Sh1t Instagram GK. I done some stats yesterday. Just so you know, we have concede a goal every 2.2 shots on target with Gunn. That was Chelsea’s second shot, so he’s now ahead of the average. Well done Angus.

Top gk on here mate. McCarthy sh1t.

That was hilarious

Honestly, I don’t know.

Oh good, Angus Gunn.

This forum is a mess. Took three years for people to think 'oh actually, Forster isn't very good is he?' Will be the same for Gunn. Will be the same for Hojberg. Mess of a team. Mess of a forum. Mess.

Poch I'm sure... a long time ago :-(

Cork was excellent and would improve the team no-end over the sh1te we have now. It was just unfortunate that he had the likes of Schneiderlin, Wanyama in front of him. Lallana wouldn't be a bad shout but it really would depend on exactly how much - £10m tops would be probably be fair... it's not as if we'd be buying him for pace, more for guile. Wanyama - huge yes, considering we have only one DM with the turning circle of a dreadnought (and he's our best midfielder) and the fact we have the worst collection of centre-halves since Souness started a collection with Boumsong and Bramble at Newcastle. Pelle, Tadic. Nah, boo them both. Rubbish mate. Rubbish.