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I don't think you can recover from being genuinely sh1te.

Watch his ‘highlights’ reel from his Celtic days. He saves nothing. Everything basically hits him. That’s his highlights. He lacks the basic fundamentals of being a top four division keeper, let alone a team with aspirations to be ‘best of the rest’ in the top league

Yep and when you say it like that, I get all nostalgic. All the flapping, diving too late, standing like a statue.... ah, memories

He was terrible before he signed for us. He was terrible for us, pre-injury. He was terrible for us, post-injury. He was terrible for us for two seasons until he finally got dropped. Somehow. He will be terrible again. A massively terrible goalkeeper.

Forster....

It appears the finest in Hampshire have been rolling out the racist abuse to a Peterborough striker as well...classy stuff

Though this weirdness will be dressed up as Saints 'leading the way' against discrimination - or some sh1te like that. No point putting a load of free muff blocks in the bogs anyway, you can guarantee some horrible chav would selfishly bag them all of herself (himself/themselves etc)

Sorry I hadn't replied to you, I was too busy insisting to NatWest that I'm an non-binary HDMI cable.

I genuinely don't mind being linked with players like this, as I've said before I'm 100% convinced there are still players out there for £3, 4, 5m that could excel in the EPL; it's all down to our recruitment though - which has been recently very, very shoddy. They'll no doubt be a clamour for £15m+ players though. I could probably name 20 players which would cost less than £10m who could perform at PL level all over Europe - I'm sure some others on here can too. They'll leave it all to wee Ross and his team of Apple Mac nerds monitoring the trajectory of run gaits and distance between left and right legs when stood still to make those decisions though.

They also celebrated transgender remembrance day, an important day in everyones calendar just 9 days after the other remembrance day. Or is that the one you mean? Wonderful to see that flag flying high over SMS though. A very important and noteworthy date, maybe more so than Passover?

Just for posterity as it still rings true to this day;

Would keep Reed. If he doesn't make it here he'll make a decent career elsewhere - think he'd be great under RH. Would keep Romeu too... ....tbh though, I only care about selling four players; Hoedt, Forster, Carillo and Stephens. Get rid of those 4, I'd be happy. Very happy.

I'm expecting the following; RH to be grossly mistreated - he'll be given a little bit to spend (we'll bleat that the coffers are empty, probavbly feed it to Jeremy Wilson to leak) but is main remit will be sell before we can buy. Will maybe spend £40m, and be outspent by Bournemouth again. We'll have a significantly better season and finish between 6th-8th. They'd be discussions next March to talk about budget etc. RH will ask to spend a bit more so we can go to the next level, we will either dither or refuse. He'll get p1ssed off and leave at the end of the season, not going to a top four or five club but someone like Everton, or Leicester (who would have lost Rodgers as he will jump at the first career opportunity). We'll then give some moron the RH's role and allow him to spend him £120m the following summer.

Hoedt would absolutely still be a liability in the Championship.

I don't believe Howe is giving Ralph a lesson AT ALL... the screw was being turned prior to Fraser coming on. We're getting done because we've got one of the weakest backlines in PL history. All that hes done is notice we're horrific defensively and added an extra attacking player.

This back four. Battered them. Two shots, two goals for them.

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Never get anything against Watford. Ever. Horrible sh1thouse team who are incredibly limited without ‘Mr refreshing honesty from...’ Troy Deeney: ergo frog-faces fat bully boy. Irrespective, we only have ourselves to blame for not seeing the game out but fkkk me, Watford are sh1t. They’ll struggle next year, guaranteed. They’re not just on the beach, they’re genuinely cr4p. Horrible, niggly, limited and dull. We’ll be ok. We’ve done magnificent really, with a patched up team of youth, ostracised pros and has-beens. Would love to see how we recruit in the summer and more importantly, if we can get rid of the cr4p like Forster, Hoedt etc.

I see the colossal ***** has ‘liked’ our defeat on Instagram. Seriously, can someone belt him if they ever see him. Utter helmet

I don’t think it’s a case of how bad he was but more a case of how good Hassenhuttl is.

This. Sob.

I wouldn’t go on what Wilson says as gospel.

Love Maya.

Jesus. Mitrovic doesn’t fit the system. Jesus H.

lmfao