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....any chance you could f*** off? And you too Kat, your oily hands have been all over this mess for too long. Ta.

Bring them. Defo.

That's me, you and LGTL who are genuinely furious. If we can get twenty or so more we could have a mob. I'm up for a row with these useless pr1cks up the top now.

There are dribblers out there clapping them and lapping up the social media cr4p about all our new youth team debutants. And the fanfare about being 'unbeaten in 2019' and all the other sh1te. And to think.... we were told Fonte's legs were gone. What I'd give to have a Fonte now.

Yes. And as I was watching it, I was wondering if anyone felt as annoyed as me. I’m glad I have company. Still not particularly calmed down yet either

Then why won’t he f**k off the penniless chancer... and take Kat as well.

We are now in a very unique position. In normal circumstances in the past, if we sold players we’d inevitably have a weaker squad. These days, by moving on this dross we’d actually get stronger.

Well probably have to sell to buy anyway with this bunch of absolute sh1t****s running the club

Lol, apparently our next superstar along with JWP. What a squad full of gamechangers we have.

What I’m truly happy about are the wonderful meet and greets we’ve had with the fans, where all the serious questions get asked and answered by our boardroom idols. #dribblersforum #muggedoffbytheboard

How many games you seen in your life? Two?

So true

Absolute tripe. Think of the **** Hughes would get for this. Last couple of weeks the official Southampton social media handles have been sucking themselves off over the odd win or laughably, an unbeaten 2019. That is a bottlejob performance and result. I’m not sure what I’m angry most about - our sh1t squad or the fact Cardiff just done the double on us.

No, but you can definitely blame Hughes for that performance.

If Bertrand had an attitude he’s hidden it well - he’s not openly agitated for a move from this sh1tshow for the past 3 seasons

What a fukkin assist by lallana. What a footballer. Most technically gifted player since Le Tissier.

And the premier league money goes where....?

What a pile of donkey semen

Rubbish, get Gunn in. Even Forster.

That was a penalty. But it says something when we’re beaten by over the top balls by the ‘pace’ Barnes and wood.

#lesandross’duedilligence

Great stuff. Maybe we should slap another couple of years on forsters contract.

Will be five years after this year, surely? True champions. And they say we don’t win anything and when they do, we sn1gger at them.

Sounds like a plan. I’m thinking it’s probably wise to put some of the cash aside for a dribblers forum before the season kicks off (a free pint and a handful of peanuts normally placate a dribbler). Also worth budgeting for is a darker red (crimson perhaps?) felt thingy to go around the pitch when the new one wears thin. Plus we’ve probably got to account for the motivational bannering and block capital slogans around the stadium for the new season. That don’t come cheap. We’re definitely not haemorrhaging money. Definitely.

Christ, twitter really makes hope that a meteorite hits earth.