Crab Lungs

This was the truth. He wasn’t a hellraiser. Think we only offered him two, he wanted three and improved terms

Chez is not for sale. In fact, he’s got to be testimonial worthy.

Edozie is in the all fart no shit stage. Whether he can break the seal and start laying some cable remains to be seen. A lesser toilet might help encourage this. Fingers crossed for this year being the year of the Edozie dump.

Lots of use for the word ‘cook’ today.

Good to see this thread still going strong, will make it easy to root out the outliers. 😂

I think someone threw a line out and hooked a few 😂

im pretty sure RM done a no look pass in this… and once again, while it’s not overtly technical stuff… they’re starting to look far more engaged (as previous). Maybe because they’re doing proper professional football training ..

They look so much more engaged with Martins drills than Nathan’s 😂 for all his alleged amazing coaching skills, did they dare ever do one of these while Selles in charge?

Players who can do it all. Tackle, pass, pass forward, great energy off the ball, athletic, strong. Arsenal probably one squad centre half and a squad striker short of a pretty formidable team.

GET IT FORWARD

Rice is awesome and playing in a better team I think you’ll see the aspects of his game that is under utilised at West Ham come to the fore.

Apologies if already posted. did Tella or Jwp win the bleep test? I couldn’t work it out. Well happy to see Jack Stephens back. Defo an alpha.

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I’m genuinely looking forward to the first ‘Get it forward’ shouts at home this season.

This really, really cannot be true at the at price.

I’ve always liked Souness - punditry wise and when you listen to him speak about the game, he’s first class. It was just a shame that at times, he couldn’t dovetail that exceptional knowledge with his management - I think he himself was the first to admit he was a bit firebrand with his style. Perhaps that was why he was so big and miss… as when you listen to him, he’s exceptional (though he did dumb down a lot for his Sky role) - maybe it was his abrasive style that held him back a bit.

Depending on Perraud, Leif Davis. Really like Adebayo at Luton too but that won’t happen. Jacob Greaves at Hull. Left footed CB. Dragowski from Spezia for GK. Need strength at CM too but not Sue who to suggest.

Those will both be sung, guaranteed.

How’s @Turkish’s pride month going? My Rylan bookings are going through the roof. Some would say I’m cinching it.

Fucking hate those pair of bellends. That is the very top spectrum of internet bellendery

What a helmet.

Also, best bit… Kamaldeen and Alcaraz if true, of course. ’dominate possession stats’ - hope that obsession will wane.

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Tbf, he’s probably gone through his catalogue of retros in Turkey. No vests or topless days for him. 14 Saints shirts through the years, with the two favourites being the airport run days. I know that’s what I’d do.

Brilliant achievement, well done Graeme. Also loved him taking apart the United boys on Sky when they got battered at Anfield.