Tokyo-Saint

There have been very few moments when I have actually Lol'd for real when reading this forum but your origional answer had me. I do wish you had kept it and left it there. Just the thought of alpine's sad little face looking at it like a disappointed kid on Xmas day is still funny.

Nice editing there Delldays, giving a full answer is certainly more informatative but not nearly as funny as the origional "nowhere near". Btw if we have anymore questions for you can we use the hash tag #Askdelldays on twitter?

That's that thread done then. More exciting adventures from under the sea this time week folks.

Careful skint, this is obviously Dave Merrington on his granddaughter's laptop mabboby having a go on t'nternet web. Next we will be told how the next goal is vital, until one team has a 4 goal lead and how wha saints don't want to do is cencede.

Saw them at Wembley when oasis played there, though that is when Shaun was ****ed most of the time. Not amazing but I was probably more smashed than he was.

You need to work on your interview technique.

My money is on Terry Tibbs.

Ah but we don't all work there do we? Everyone knows that unless you work there, it is absolutely completely impossible to gain entry. Those places are full proof, especially in Portswood. However, I am a bit confused with warehouse being easily defend-able buildings? Is Ikea part of a new Viking invasion? Are they going to build warehouses up and down the country and then land in longboats again? Someone better tell Delldays!

His name is white, his name is white, he manages Burnley, his dress sense is sh!te!

Traitor! Did you do a subdued celebration when scoring against saints? I can confirm though that Mayuka isn't very good in the game and the system works better with Junior Hoilett, let's just hope QPR don't read this. I know Mark Hughes is a bit of a fan of the muppet show.

No need Turkish, I have already done it on football manager 2013 and it works. I am in Europe now, have beaten Man utd home and away. If only I was in charge eh?

Hold on, was it these two? If so don't bother, save yourself the infractions, been there done that (or them, it was dark, we were drunk).

Is grove and seager, like john or Jon or whatever, the wrestler. Stand by MLG to say the S in both name is silent and e should be pronounced as pyh.

Post it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong tread for that kind of talk Colin, you know the official process.

Does he come early to people with 3 degrees?

Oh yeah and cheese on toast now calls himself miltonriader or something and he is definitely not a skate. If you call him that he PMs you loads. If only you knew that before, you wouldnt be double gay!

Oh bear, you're back, yeah, hi, eh...yeah hi. Listen, I don't know how to tell you this but things have changed around here. Erm... I'm eh, with Turkish now. I won't lie, there is some violence in the relationship but I can't blame him, I knew what I was getting into. He's usually a nice guy, he dresses well, it's just sometimes, eh, he, eh..... Needs to be beaten. It's ok though, we just blame it on his krav yoga wrestling. None at his work notices. Bletchy has disappeared as well, seems to have gotten lost in a word puzzle. Spudders and Tim have been holding the fort while you have been gone. Things have changed, it's all about raves and red jeans these days, it might take a while for you to get used to it. Sue and golfing Phil are married now and have moved back to the lounge, Rallyboy was the bestman, hell of a speech. Listen, good luck and stuff, maybe just mike can get you a job packing bags in a supermarket. I hope the sisters weren't too rough on you inside? If you are bored, you can play a network game of football manager with MLG, he posted about it last night but everyone seemed to have legged it. Good luck dude!

Oh well, it's been ages. I guess I have to move on now and settle down with Turkish in his caravan.

Seriously, has anyone seen Bearsy?

When's bear back?

One year out of date, old news FFS!

Yeah, those poor b@stards must be miserable. Never fear, I have plenty of pity to go around, some for you now, some for them after the games. However, none for you after the games, can't be greedy. As you predict the defeats, I expect you to be smug after the games, not like the other miserable gits on here. Deal?

Is it, what are Alpine's jackanory stories like?* *this is Jeopardy isn't it?