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I remember Marc Jackson denying he was a photocopier salesman. Yet Turkish can reveal that my first every sales job was for an office equipment company and one of the photocopier salesmen driving round in his company cavalier was a certain Marc Jackson.

Fair enough, we didn't convert a debt, or a loan into shares and the Financial Director at the time definitely didn't say "Effectively the club no longer owes that money." We also definitely didn't make an £11m loss during our promotion season from L1. I just dont get it.

this is the only currency that he understands.

If you think we lived in our means in L1 thats fine, carry on thinking it.

Yeah obviously.

If they do it we're going to be f*cked. That line from London to Birmingham up to Liverpool is going to have to be rubbed out.

Aren't premier league clubs relying on handouts from another company then?

Not sure why you've namechecked me in this. That's exactly what i'm saying.

£30m worth of debt turned into equity. Yeah, we lived in our means.

HOw many other industries have just signed a £5b TV deal?

You did. I'm not going to go back to 2009 to find a link pal, trawling through the nonsense you post i'd be there for weeks! Strange how to seperate people both remember you saying it though isn't it. I'm not surprised you're denying it!! Do you still think not revealing our injuries to keep the oppostion guessing is the work of a tactical genius like you said it was under Adkins??! You mus think Koeman is a clown because he openly discusses them??

To be fair you actually said we were the most attractive team for a player outside of the top 4. This doesnt = best team.

Indeed he did. He once claimed we were the most attractive team for a player outside of the top 4 and that we should just pay a player what he wanted as we could afford it. Now he's preaching about clubs in lower league living within their means and not getting hand outs. You couldn't make it up.

No it isn't. You're saying why should clubs in lower divisions get handouts, in that case why should saints benefit from people wanting to watch Man United?

More people will be watching because Manchester United are playing than because Southampton/Sunderland/Burnley etc are playing. Why should their be an equal split when people are only tuning in to watch one team?

Do you think the premier league deal would be worth £5b if Man United, City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool weren't in it?

You really are mental.

We need a bigger stadium with cheaper ticket prices.

Monday nights is rubbish. Always a bit of an after thought after the weekends game and it's usually a pretty uninspiring game. Friday night games will be good for the TV fan and the home club, few beers straight from work then to the game but for the away club a nightmare. Traffic is bad enough and trains usually packed, add in 1,000 football fans travelling on an already packed friday night train it'd be horrendous.

Wont be long before the first £1m a week player.

so we're still no nearer the predictions that footballs bubble is going to burst.

You work in PR dont you? When did you leave? We're you the loser in the power struggle with Jordan Sibley for the Cortese lap dog post?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get you xxxxxxxxx

In the early days Keith used to actually encourage it, it was only When the delicate flower masses discovered the forum around the time of our cup final season that it all went tits up with their seating plans, what name are you getting on your shirt threads and general other nonsense Place became a lot more PC then and any joking or p*ss taking was forbidden. I remember getting a PM from someone who will remain nameless warning me if I didn't stop taking the p*ss out of Steve grant they would make my life hell. When I asked her what exactly was going to do she never replied. I thought it all turned sour for Keith when a few people got jealous about him being invited on a preseason trip to Sweden with Wilde? He seemed to be getting used a bit by Wilde to get the fans on side. Of course that was the start of all the fan on the board era and the nauseating nudge nudge, 'i can't say too much' ITK threads from the likes of UM pahars as the power struggle escalated between SISA, the saints trust and the various other wannabe FOTBers. That really was the golden era of m-boards. Shame what happened to Keith he was/is a good lad, not seen him for years and didn't deserve the grief he got in the end

Kelvin is more of a Louis Spence type character