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But you don't care about England so what does it matter to you?

Bedwetting, whinging, writing everyone off, then proven wrong. Who'd have thought it?

Well long said a new transfer policy was not in place and the players had been identified years in advance. What are you actually a professor of btw?

Why would it be greedy? He'll get the chance to play for a team that will finish in the top two this season, make the later stages of the champions league. It's then done to him to prove he's good enough to get a decent amount of game time.

Some did, some we don't know. What is for certain is that those stories were not passed on by someone with the clubs best interests at heart. We'll probably never know who it was for a fact but three reporters felt strongly enough to suggest who it was.

3 seperate local journalists did actually say early in the summer that the previous chairman was feeding the media stories.

It's started already I see. We had all this with Lallana. He won't go there he'd rather stay here and play and just look at all the players that have left clubs going to the big boys and failed

A car for bellends.

Hang on a minute, it was you that admitted you came on here ranting and raving after drinking a bottle of wine, don't try and blame me for your issues. If anything I'm doing you a favour by mentioning them, people might cut you some slack with the crap you writing having realised it was likely you were under the influence at the time.

Clark Clark Wherever you may be You take mongboards too seriously It's not a serious thread, just a bit of fun Why not lighten up a bit son?

How do you know this Irene? Was it reported in the Verona gazette?

15 minutes minimum when he was fit and available for selection FACT

One for Les Today was gonna be the day that he's gonna sign a player for you By now you should have somehow realised what this man can do I don't believe that anybody does deals the way you do, Leslie Reed And all the deals he's does with clubs are binding And all the players he brings to us are blinding, There are many ways that I would like to thank you but I don't know how Coz maybe, you're gonna be the man that saves me, and after all you're the king of soccerball.

One for Ralph Oh what wow, he's the greatest chairman oh what wow, that I've ever seen Oh what wow, he's the greatest chairman

Followed by poetry in motion tra la la la la Yes?

Sadio mane baby Sadio mane ohhhhhh

Tony alderwoood FFS

Heeeeeeeeeey Sadio Maine ohhh ahhhh I wanna knowwwwwwwwww If you hate Pompey too

Like *thumbsup*

Got a good one for this lads Sadio whoooo He comes from Senegal He hates the Pompey scum Or He plays on left He plays on the right Sadio mane Makes Lallana look sh*te

One Tony alderwood There's only one tony alderwood You know the rest clap clap clap etc

He stands just over 6ft 3 tony tony He'll take us to the champions league tony tony He wears the shirt of lundekvam He's hung like a donkey on a farm Tony alderwoood southamptons defensive machine

Hey tony alderwoood Don't f*xk about with it Get it forrrrrrwardd