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STu Romsey Saint FFS?!! The same bloke that started a campaign on a website to get everyone to go to a game dressed up at clowns to demonstrate that he thought the current board were clowns? the same bloke that slagged off Andy Oldknow relentlessly on Saintsforver, Oldknow got hold of his number off the database, rang him up and asked him to explain his comments and Spade face melted quicker than an ice cube on a sunbed and apologised for offending him. I wouldn't take anything that joker says seriously.

Oh believe me Suzy, if you think I'm worried about it you've got an even greater sense of self importance than I thought you had.

Ahh those posts take me back. I remember very well the 'Mike asked me to ask you' posts from Keith ands all the ITKers alluding to stuff but then saying they can't say anymore. Such a Shame he got sucked in by him.

Just a bit odd that's all. Not only to read it but then to post reply to it commenting on it when she claims to have me on ignore. Its not like its the first time either. Bit odd if you ask me.

So she read my post anyway. Why would you do that if you have someone on ignore? Surely you'd see their name and move on.

I thought you had me on ignore? Sue the bullsh*tter.

That's right pal, it's a whole new level of posting that exudes quality in all we do, it will become known as the Turkish way, glad you're buying into it.

A popular and well connected guy with friends all over the place. You should try it instead of jealously tapping away on mongboards. You'll need to get yourself a personality first though.

I'm not too sure I agree with you mate. I went to see Cagliari v Torino when visiting friends in Sardinia last year. Although Cagliari won the match it was in-spite of him rather than due to him. He was awful, Cagliari won 4-3 but he was at fault for two of the goals, poor in the air, weak in the tackle gave away a penalty and then got sent off. He got run ragged by a very average Torino forward player and couldn't handle their big man up top who was flicking it on. I really don't think he'd cut it in the premier league. My Sardinian friends call him ' Il ciuccio' ' the ass' he's also been called the Italian Titus Bramble.

Surely His was the perfect crime? Steal drug dealers money and batter them if they put up a fight. They aren't going to report it and youre considered something of a Robin Hood figure the only difference being you give to yourself.

pap the gangster

Isn't Steven French meant to be the main man on your patch pappy?

Reports in Italy linking us with Astori again.

Not at all, it was similar to the one we had given against us at Newcastle last season. Maybe people the don't have a clue think its not one if it goes against you but that was and so was yesterday's.

Exactly. The rules are pretty clear on this. If the ball strikes hand and its an unnatural movement its a penalty. His hands were raised, not down by his sides, if they'd been down by his sides it's no pen, but they were raised and outstreached, it was a clear penalty.

My personal favourites include "Look like a wotsit" genius. "Small town in villa" to Birmingham fans "Liverpool" to Man United fans.

Ahh of course, It was me waving imaginary cards in the direction of the mods wasn't it pal. "PMSL"

Yeah of course, how have you worked that out? Pretty odd imagining another mans penis.

Coming from the person sulking with his bottom lip out and demanding action from the mods because the delicate little flower didn't like something he read on the innernezz. "PMSL"

PMSL? About 15 I guess then.

Look at you, you're like a Spanish playing waving an imagination yellow card at a referee. Its pathetic. It was about 6 posts on thread of nearly 200 and had come to natural conclusion yet the poor little souls like you and super duper Mikey that can't help but but be all delicate and precious. Feeling the need to moan about 3% of the posts on a thread ruining it for you and now dragging it on even further because you stamping your feet and got your bottom lip out that you saw something you didn't want to read. It was 5 posts on a 200 post thread, it was easy to avoid and not read. Yet you couldn't help but whinge and moan and wave your imaginary card at the mods demanding action. How old are you pal?

Pipe down chunky.

You'd have also seen the mongs in red morph suits at Blackpool if you hadn't been so smashed by lunch time you had to go to bed and miss the game. I remember hearing Man city fans sing it last season at SMS and thinking 'WTF is that?' Thou and behold at Barnsley away a small group of lemons are singing it about Steven/kelvin Davis, it's sad that I'm not surprised by this. As for the reindeer onezies, it's people having fun, they're mad! They're crazy! I expect the selfies are already on fAcebook and they'll talk about the day for years. They know how to have fun! Attention seeking divs every one of them.

Of course you did. Plank.

Oh dear. As for our fans not being like it in the championship, have you forgotten about the clown suits at 'boro and the road cone helmets At he home game v Coventry? Plus the bell ends in the Northam who wears a reindeer antler hat every Christmas and the bloke who wears the tinsel wig. They have always been there, the undercurrent of mongness. The English disease.