Turkish

Greg Wallace - I'd like to batter him to death with his buttery biscuit base The Aussie bloke from the same programme - murder doesn't get more satisfying then this The dark haired yank bird who is the judge on x-factor - if she died it would be schmazing Jamie Oliver Miranda

If we hadn't got that late penalty at WBA, if Suarez was available when we played Liverpool, if Remy had scored instead of blazing over, if Fonte hadnt got that last minute equaliser against Sunderland, if Collins scores with 5 minutes to go instead of smashing it over the bar against West Ham. It would all look a bit different but the performances were still the same.

We're a nation of immigrants! We should make all the fat English people move out of their houses and make them live in the top floors of tower blocks and break the lifts so they have to walk up the stairs, that help them shift some of the vile fat. We should make them pay all their wages into a huge central pot which we I've the immigrants benefits from until they find work , they would also get the houses of the lazy Brits. The fat peoples would live off rations delivered to them, this would create jobs manufacturing and distribution, maybe the Romanians could do those jobs? When the fatties have reached an acceptable weight they are rehoused by which time the immigrants will be working so can afford their own places. You see we can cure immigrant and create jobs to welcome the Romanians and Bulgarians with open arms. You just need to position it right.

Living where I live I occasionally come into contact with Eastern European people. There is a charming chap who goes to my gym, I'm not sure how as a builder earning £7 an hour he can afford the membership but nonetheless he is welcome. I often say hello to him, he is friendly and polite and always asks how I am. When I took my son swimming a few weeks back he even held the door open for me showing the Eastern European folk have exemplary manners to go with their work ethic. I believe one of the cleaners is Eastern European too, she is diligent hard working and carries out her duties with the minimum of fuss. We also have several Asian folk who have successfully set up and run businesses and we enjoy dining there occasionally. This proves many are also intelligent and astute businessmen. Society can only be enhanced by more of these folk and I for one would welcome more like them. In my town I have nothing but positive experiences with immigrants, they are lovely, friendly people who work hard and I fail to see how people who lucky enough to live in close proximity to many, many more cannot see how it enriches or culture.

Do they call you a honkey and tell you can't rap?

I'm looking forward the inevitable 'we're a nation of immigrants' 'they're lovely people and they all work hard' 'and there are no British people that commit crimes?' from the usual suspects, most of which live in quiet, middle class towns where the only time they see a foreign person is when they go out for a take away. In fact, come to mention it, I'm one of them now, so what are you all complaining about, we're a nation of immigrants, they all work hard, I think its great to have such a diverse culture in Britain, can't wait to welcome them to the country, if I ever see one that is.

So come on then, own up, who brought a saints go Wilde t-shirt?

It was the work one, i remember when it was all put on the forum, can't remember the login name used but posted the IP address and email address saying this poster was a club employee. That was a Very strange time at our club.

Really? I'm sorry to hear that. Mrs Turkish was working at the club the same time as her and also lost her job at the same time for the same reason. It was all very strange, all of a sudden a few strange pro Lowe post appeared and someone somehow traced it back to her email and IP address. This was posted on the site and straight away they stopped. Anyway, very sad to hear that.

No. Can't remember if that game was live on telly or not? To be honest I doubt anyone will get it, they are the second team in their town, the first team plays in the conference north! Edit - well done Steve Grant!

Good luck with this one. To give you a clue I played for this club for a very short time about 15 years ago. They also were on BBC1 match of the day live in the FA cup second round losing 1-3 at home to Bristol City a few years back.

Ha ha, I wondered if anyone would pick up on that. I suppose it doesn't matter now, it was someone called Bernadette Kerr who worked in corporate sales. No doubt put up to it by rosy cheeks.

It was only because (thankfully) no one took it seriously, can you imagine the power struggle that would have gone on between um Pahars, Nick Illingworth, Perry McMillan and the others if they ever genuinely did consider the idea. Not to mention the nonstop slagging off whoever got the job would get on here.

He was a photocopier salesman. My first ever job after college was working for a company in Hedge end he was a photocopier salesman there. True story.

Indeed he did. I also remember a series of pro Lowe posts on Saintsforver from a strange source that turned out to be an employee of the club whose name I shall keep to myself.

Yep, anyone that dared to speak out against the Wilde and co was banned. When did all the fan on the board stuff start? Um Pahars and his seemingly unstoppable rise up the ladder of self appointed of celebrity fans positioning themselves as the voice of the fans. He was one of the worst 'nudge nudge, oh I can't say any more' types.

Bath city?

Such jealousy.

When he had a meltdown about the installment plan being removed was a good one too. Not that I agreed with it, but he claimed he as a angry 'for some mates' but it turned out it was because he couldn't afford one, which was strange as he made out he was a super Dooper salesman closing several hundreds of thousand pound deals every week.

They'd probably laugh at all the dinlows that take it all so seriously and scream and cry when they see something they don't like. Once they've picked themselves up off the floor they'd see it as symptomatic as the soft, pampered, me first generation of losers. The type of people that would quit university when the going got a little tough.

Another one at it.

Not at all. I take it you never saw the copy of the email I posted that I sent to tellrupert after seeing Schnidelin play for Strasbourg?

Is that the Den, aka cold blow Lane?

You lived in Italy?

I watch a lot of football and have a lot of friends, it stands to reason I'm going to see a lot of players.