Turkish

Almost churchillian in the inspirational stakes,.

Clubs might now be realising its a good idea to have 2 good keepers, all three relegated teams were arguably stronger int he goalkeeping department last season than we were, that doesn't mean they'll all be rotating them week in week out. Still It's going well for you this isn't it. One club for one season in the entire world football have rotated two experienced keepers. Keep 'em coming.

Typical hysterical tarts screaming and crying like spoilt brats pal.

And those of us who were calm and stuck by the club have been proven right.

the significant difference being a as ferguson said, both keepers were inexperienced so he was doing it to give them that experience. Are you suggesting that Boruc is inexperienced? Keep 'em coming.

So no examples then. Case closed.

I thought you said the club was a joke?

So in the last 40 odd years we can find one , perhaps two example of it being a good idea to rotate keepers. Case closed.

4-4-2 is the future. Two men to put pressure on the three centre backs, a couple of pacy widemen to get in behind the wing backs. Some tactical genius will come up with that this season just you wait and see.

It's typical crab lungs, he used to be alright but since his hero left he's been luck a sulking 4 year old. A bit like the little boy that hates all girls, crab lungs hates the board and will find fault in whatever they do, because he's like the little child whose parents promised to take him to Disney land to make him behave but In truth never had the means or intention of going there at all.

Hardly the work of a genius to shoot on sight when Gazza is in goal. If its on target there's an 80% chance it'll go in.

Who was the last l1 goalkeeper to play for england?

Do you often dress up for your good lady in football shirts? Is it 'one of those outfits'?

You forgot lazy, this is definitely lazy.

Early to mid nineties were a conveyor belt of utter sh*t. It's incredible we survived in top flight with some of those players. David lee, Steve wood, Paul moody etc When you think we entered they decade with a team which contained le tissier, shearer, rod Wallace, flowers, Kenna, ruddock all players, apart from MLT obviously, that would go on to win things and play for top clubs at the time.

He remains the worst centre half I have ever seen. I think we conceded 8 goals in his two starts, as you say two of them own goals. The irony being when we signed him from arsenal he was considered something of a coup and a bargain at £500k. We've had some fantastically sh*t players in my time supporting saints but he really was something special.

You know like when you see all those knob head footballers before a game on sky getting off the team bus wearing massive headphones and not even glancing at the cameras following them? Them headphones will be Veho when it's our players You know if the player manages to find his way to the dressing room without getting lost? That's because of Garmin.

Posh spice is slapper Shes like to wear a thong and when she's sha*ging Beckham She thinks of Shane Long

Looked offside to me.

Brett will be more excited when we announce Tefal as our official saucepan partner.

Are you suggesting they are the shane long of sat navs?

Micky Evans

We probably had about 200 there.

Are the board still tossers?