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Are you 45 tomorrow?

Thank you for all you have done for the club, have a wonderful day and you'll be pleased to hear you share your special day with Alexi Sayle, Dominic Cork and Tina O'brien. Proof if anywhere needed that todsy is a celebration of greatness. Cortese wooooHhhh He comes from Italy Today is his birthdeeee......

There is news!!! http://app.fanatix.com/index.html?referrer=http://www.fanatix.com/news/category/football/serie-a/# He doesn't want to join us, he wants a more ambitious club. Well, well, well and that is everything we are told on here wee are............

There must be something wrong with you, you went out on a date with Romsey Stu!

Women should be banned from football, they offer nothing to the game.

She is insecure and can't bear her chap to have an interest that doesn't involve her. Although I'm not surprised you took a bird to football, no doubt just after you set up a Facebook group for men only entitled 'save our Saturdays' keeping march day a women free zone.

They are just pretending to keep their boyfriend happy or has issues and may want to consider a sex change.

Top 3 types of blokes that take their bird to football Insecure mugs who can't bear to leave her alone Soppy t*ats who are ruled their birds Soppy t*ats who naively think they are spending quality time together

I'll take the Greek league too as the Greek Islands are one of my most favourite holiday destinations, I've been to George's restaurant in town a couple of times and always had a soft sport for Olympiakos. Better give me the Turkish league as well I guess.

Which championship club wouldn't want to take the worlds 85th best player on loan?

Point one, yes it doesn't matter what we say on here. However, i wouldn't set facious targets based on ego.

Oh I get it, so it'll be okay if everyone misses their target by a small amount, that doesn't matter, ie Lambert scores 16 instead of 18, Rodriguez 7 instead of 10, Ramirez and Lallana 5 instead of 7 a few goals each is nothing, except of course for Clyne who scored 2 instead of 1 and Isgove who no one thought would score any but managed to get one. some people will have hit their own target most wont have, but it wont matter because its only by a small amount they missed by and wed have missed the overall collective target by a country mile, but thwt doesnt matter because there was no chance of hitting it anyway. Brilliant stuff.

So he's a rich mans Billy Sharp?

So you think it's reasonable to set a target that your yourself admit the chase of hitting are remote?

How is Artur Boruc? I maintain he is the third greatest glovesman in the recent history of Southampton soccerball club.

True. There are lots like that on here ruining this forum! When this place was great and all the good posters used to post one of the best things was people said lots in very few words. So good were the good posters most posts in reply to them were simply 'This' '+1' 'Spot on' Because the good posters were so good everyone agreed with them. Those were the days......... *sighs*

I watch a lot of Brazilian football mate, I'll watch up it report on here with my views on him.

This. The mods should lock each thread, opening them only briefly to allow short discussion on news and then lock them again until there is a further update. It's the only way, its impossible to do this myself as this place is overrun with trolls and people with too much to say for themselves.

I've tried hard the last few weeks to keep this as just a news forum which was demanded by some, but it seems some people will not comply with these wishes. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

I agree. There is no news on Damiao so close the thread. I don't want to read page after page of nonsense and opinion, this is a forum for news only and being ruined by the trolls!

Where you hanging around with Germans and Geordies by any chance tonight Sue?

Runners up in L1, runners up in the championship now runner up in the el trofeo memorial quinocho. We lack a winning mentality, Cortese will helpfully be doing his nut about this shambles.

So who has watched our friendlies? Is this lad the real deal? From what I've heard and read it seems like it won't be long until he's challenging Clyne. However it's one thing to do it in a march that means nothing quite another to do it the rigours of the premier league. I've no opinion as never seen him play but he's one that has snuck in under the radar, not had the hype of Shaw, JWP, Stephens and Sinclair. What's the view on him mboarders that have seen him play?

I don't care what TV says, it isn't week 5, its our fifth game of the season. It's not American much as most helmets might want it to be FFS Welcome to modern day soccerball

Can I just add I hate it when people few describe it as 'week 5' since when had it been the premier league week 5? It's Like the recent fad for called a series of a programme a 'season' it's not a f*cking season it's. series. It was never Blackadder season 4, it was Blackadder goes fourth. It's not the Premier league week 5, its our 5th game of the season FFS. Or is this how soccerball is going to be from now on? FFS