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And above all that he's met Rick Astley!

Or have had a beer or played golf with everyone who has ever been connected with buying saints or had bought saints an told them a few secrets whilst blowing the froth of a couple (of beers obviously) that no one else in the world knows, whilst in Dubai talking to a Radom bloke who just happened to be a saints fan who posts on mongboards.

You might at least attempt to cover your ignorance. You'll be saying Miranda isn't funny next.

Want to come round for some cider and jammy dodgers Mikey?

Are you suggesting he exaggerates his tales, Krackers?

Not only did he see him they had a beer together and played golf the next day.

If you push it down far enough........

I love you my chunky chum. You remind me of a younger, fatter David Cameron.

Get him drunk, sugar rush, spray the sure in the eyes to blind the f*cker, cotton wool bud down the Japan eye and stuff a tomato in his gob when he comes. They love it.

Stop pretending you have a missus, your life is empty, you have nothing other than this forum in your life you troll!

There was one chirpy fat kid who works in the shop who I assumed was Mikey, much to my disappointment when I checked his name on his badge, thinking I had finally met him, it turns out the lads name is in fact Chris. I moved house today so sadly for Super Dooper Mikey, he'll never sell me a packet of jammy dodgers, can of sure, some cotton wool buds, tomatoes and a 4litre bottle of strongbow.

Yeah come on MODS you useless f*cks, this is serious business. I demand a poll and a George weahs cousin blog.

If I didn't have you on ignore I'd post FACT to show that what you said is indeed FACT, if I could see what youd said of course.

I assumed when I saw this thread had been moved it had gone to the arts, given we were talking about iconic and inspirational British artists, why has it been moved to the muppet show?

Such abuse Mikey! Did someone pay with a 20 note and take all your change tonight?

You strike me a the kind of guy that could hit that perfect beat boy.

Another one of those sh*te "comedians" that people think they should find funny because people tell them she is funny, like that div James Cordon.

You only said Together forever because i did. I'm glad I have yo on ignore!

Right that's it, I'm putting you on ignore. TROLL!

Have you beeen at the Krack Krackers? His version of Nat King Coles, When I fall in love was spine tingling stuff. In fact smash hits described it as the greatest cover version since Erasure did ABBA take a chance on me.

And another great thread is ruined by relentless trolling from the forum WUMs. Their lives must be so empty and lonely when all they do is post to wind people up. You used to be able to post what you wanted on here without being a victim of abuse but it seems those days are long gone. where are the mods? They should be taking action and banning people. They are too busy stuffing their faces with chicken jalfrazi and naan bread to do their jobs. This place really is going downhill.

And you can probably see why I've got Spudgun on ignore, please dont quote him as that is what ruins these threads, it may as well go to the muppet show now. But to answer the idiot anyway. Yes I do like Rick Astley, I saw him live at th BIC in 1994 for his 6th comeback tour and brought a girlfriend a seven inch 'together forever' I'm not going to tell you if she let me give her seven inches, a gent never tells!

Keep on posting mush. I for one hate Bournemouth and have done ever since 2009 when someone on here started cslling them Bompey. (LMFAO) It would give me massive LOLs if they have to run out to some mincey song by some fat homo. Ignore the trolls on here, they are what is ruining this forum!

Who else is there then?

steak for dinner. That reminds me of a time I had a steak with Stacey Lewis at ballibunion. Me and Justin Rose had been out on the lash in temple bar, necking Guinness whilst fighting off all the local chicks so my game was a bit off, I'd gone one under on the 4th and really wasn't feeling it, when Stacey texts me saying she was in town and did I fancy meeting up after. Of course I did, so straight away the hangover cleared and I ended up completing 16 under, pretty impress. Anyhow, got to the bar and Stacey is siting there all glamed up in Pringle just how I like them dead flirty like, we order a couple if beers and immediately says the 'steak looks bang on in here' so who am I to resist, that's all I'm saying through, a gent never tells.