Turkish

dont you have any mates?

Forren.

Cost cutting, Morgan is off to Man U for £20m and we are only spending half on his replacement, with the rest paying off debts as we are skint like i warned we were last week.

an Italian argie FFS, Surely the worst combination, not only would he clear off if there was a war in his homeland, he'd then switch sides half way and start fighting for the opposition.

I like the idea of that, we could be a viglante group, we'd be like modern day Robin Hoods, the only difference being we steal from everyone and give to ourselves.

i take it you didn't see the video that was going round about a year ago? just to be clear neither did i by the way that sort of behaviour is sick and vulgar.

Famous for being the place where Danny Dyer narrowly avoided being stabbed in a bungled drug deal on a trip there in the Business.

why is your login amsterdam when you are in Nairobi? I've been to Nairobi by the way and Mombassa. I cant wait to unveil a big Kenyan flag with "Jambo Victor" written on it.

Perv.

No one complained when it was Tulisa!!

I'm sure pat must have seen him play whilst visiting relatives, it was the game where he was terrible, scored and own goal got sent off and Celtic lost 0-3.

Plus he doesn't fit our profile of being crap last season but good the one before. I think we cAn file this story in lazy, lying scumbag journo.

Football needs characters like him. I suppose you'd love a team full people with the charisma of Gary Neville.

I work with a bloke who saw him play against Dundee United on sky and said he was sh*te, just a big lump with no ability. Although another guy saw him against Aberdeen and said he was brilliant and good enough for Liverpool. Make of that what you will.

I'll love it if they sign.

The Kenyan Gareth Barry yes?

He fits our profile of being crap last season but good the one before that.

Because garret says the last one was a success and if he says so then that's good enough for me.

Man united 1969.

Okay I cheated and there is one, is be amazed if anyone other than fitzhugh fella knows the answer though!

Well Alan ball played for and managed us and managed them and Steve Wigley played for them and managed us. Not sure any managers that have played for both.

Michael Appleton in the running

You'd rate him if he was English.

And what would he know about our transfer activity?

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