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http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42812-The-Twitter-Transfer-Rumour-Game

another one we missed out on. Why wont anyone sign for us?

Ben Thatcher and Jack Saville CDAJF Brighton, prehaps?

he's in Uruguay with his bessie mate Martin caceres (well they are both uruguyan), who has persuaded him to move to Juventus.

no problems pal, always here to help.

On that note here is a nice little reminder to Monk that he has until 12pm tonight for this weeks announcement or he has lost all ITK credibility.

im not going to mess about Jamie, i'm going to start a thread on the main board.

you think lazy, lying, journo scumbags just make these stories up?

One of them used to supply post it notes to ASDA, i dont think i can compete with that sort of talent.

Not really, all agents hate us and dont want to deal with us.

My new local all the Leeds fans are laughing at me. They've already signed Matt Smith and are close to signing Noel Hunt, both good solid pros WCDAJFU. they think we are arrogant and complacent and the joke is going to be us when we swap places in the league with them next may.

another one we are missing out on. All this fannying around is coming home to roost.

two more we are missing out on. we are paying for all this fannying around.

i love the headlines, the name Ever lends itself to so many good ones, like the Ever Ready battery one there.

which means he is certain to be best mates with Ramirez.

yes please, quick, strong, good in the air. Perfect up front for our system.

thanks.

up himself.

that means they are bound to know each other. I'm English and me and David Beckham are best pals, i regularly advised him of the latest trends whilst he was in that backwater LA.

his aim should be to be the self styled best poster on here, like yourself.

Jermaine Pennant is availalle stick him on the right, Gareth Barry and Scott Parker both available too for a good price, all we need to a bit of pace on the left and a good big'un and a good little 'un up top to pick up the flicks when we get it into the mixer and we're there i reakon.

this is true. Our one signing was a free transfer who no one else wanted, the other clubs we couldn't compete with the competition because we are skint and difficult to deal with.

Ha, I brought a pair of white Paul smith jeans from object with my first months wages. Id forgotten about them until your post. Thought I was the dogs in them. Horrendous looking back!

20/20, two dogs, K cider, diamond white, michelob badly cut Ralph Lauren polos or shirts, centre partings and blue/black Calvin Klein jeans. That was how we did it in there.

the premier league started the season Barlett made his debut. Maybe it should have said 'the then 18 year old Bartlett became the youngest player to play for Saints that season'