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I always rated Matt Oakley too, a lot of fans seemed to think he was crap though, probably because he didn't run around a lot which seems to be a vital quality to have to be a fans favourite.

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To be fair he might have a point. If there is one thing you could expect the director of finance at Man United to know its the health condition of a Uruguayan midfielder who had previous played in Italy that no one else, not even the clubs doctors picked up on.

His tales of giving it the big one in Martines would make cringeworthy reading now.

The bottom one is Phil Parkinson who took Bradford to wembley twice this season The 58 game defender is Jaidi Patrick colleter as others have mentioned He local boy? No idea, Nicky Banger at a guess?

He has a Clause In his contract that he only has to play a maximum of 70 minutes. FACT

What is pretty evident from the links is a top class centre half is a priority for us, which is good news.

I had a little look at his profile earlier and every post he's made since the 27th of may have been about Me, odd.

10 out of 10. The obsession continues......

I think you need to also separate the two things Stug and get over you obsession with me. Read the whole thread and see my comments if you think I was relishing the situation or if I was enjoying having a go at the club. In fact you'll find on numerous occasions since yesterday morning I praised the club, don't let that stop you though you weird obsessed freak. I think that makes it 9 out of 9 posts and every one you've made since the 27th of May has been about me or in response to me. Weird.

Ok in hindsight maybe I did over react a little, if posting something on an Internet forum is an overreaction but thats another story. it was an emotive reaction to what I saw at the time as the club making life unnessasairly difficult. End of the day my dad is a big reason why I'm a saints fan and Saints are a huge part of my life. My brother summed it all up pretty well in his last post and although some of the stuff he talked about was before I was born, I'll never forget my dad taking me to my first game v Everton in 1985. Maybe now he has little quality of life I'm a little bit sensitive and over protective, which has other had suggested is perfectly normal given his condition and quality of life he now has. For those that have had a pop at me on this thread I hope you never have to watch not one but both your parents slowly deteriorate in front of your eyes, maybe if you did you might get it. End of the day it's sorted, the club reacted to whatever it was that spurred them to change their minds and come out of it well. It's win win result. My dad gets his season ticket, the club looks good. Anyway this is far too serious for an mboard *slips back into MLG is a tedious Helmet mode*

ITs easy to pick rubbish players like Pulis signed when we had no money and there was plenty of crap then, but we were a struggling, skint, championship club who was scraping the barrel so I'm not going to include any of them so for me its... Scott Marshall - for those that dont remember a centre half signed by Dave Jones from Arsenal and consider a bit of a coup at the time. Was dire, played twice, scored 2 own goals and we lost the games 0-3 and 0-4. Delgado - enough said. Imats Bledilis - his sole contribution was to come on as a half time sub when we were 3-0 up at Tranmere in the cup, hardly get a touch and look totally out of his depth Mark Draper - spent his whole time injured and balls deep in a barmaid from the lizard lounge. Stuart Ripley - poor signing and a complete knob.

I could tell that from the photo in the opening post.

Some of it is true Krackers, Chelsea headhunters did break into Springfield school in 1984, Pompey did turn up at an FA cup game against Millwall at the Dell in 1985 and Paul Scarrott was Forest top boy in the late 80s, liked a drink and is dead. I just put a pompeyesque spin on the events.

Probably the only thing more amusing on your posts today than you spectacular failiure to turn this thread into a Cortese bashing one, or to imply that it is, is your hilarious missing the point on posts of mine, not once but twice. It really is something quite special to achieve this, particularly as virtually everyone else on the thread that you quoted from in your 'hardman' jibes at me and this one in your 'handwringing" jibes has "got it". To cap it all, after being so desperately out of touch we then have the amateur psychoanalyst impression as to what these posts might mean as to my social status, this from someone that isnt getting it, being out of touch and accusings others of being misfits? Now you really couldn't make that up! All in all Georgy a spectacularly bad first attempt at trolling, lots of work to be done and you're a long way behind some of the more seasoned posters. Only 2/10 for you sunshine.

I understand they are going to be in a training camp and playing a few friendlies abroad so that should give them a couple of extra weeks to complete, after the inital reporting back and tests etc. i guess the main things that will need completing will be the pitches and changing rooms. Looks from the photos there is a lot of work to do but it's amazing how quickly these things seem to spring up.

Is it meant to be finished in time for preseason?

The bookies were taking bets on what someone posts on an Internet forum? Odd.

You sure you listened to the right thing? I heard it this morning, he said that it was nailed on that he was signing for us and Moose couldn't understand it that he would turn down AC Milan and napoli to play for a team going to be in a premier league relegation battle.

I still want to know why Nicky C is in Italy with his cheque book. Nixon tweeted a while back that he was over there and something big might be happening but tweeted the other day there has been not a word on it since.

Lets hope he doesn't have a wife who hates living in this country.

value £1.8m and £550 a week? FFS what are we doing?!

Good point, i dont know. All i know is that his ticket is not transferable, although if someone did an alf Garnett fancied pretending to be him and being disabled for the day to get in for nowt then i supose they could do.

Sad what happened to Bridge. Was a very good player when he went to Chelsea but seemed to lose something when they signed Ashley Cole and was never the same player. I guess he had a great life, earnt a lot of money, played for some big clubs and won quite a few England caps. he should have left Chelsea in 2006 when they started loaning him out but then i guess by then he had a few million in the bank and a few medals on his shelf so was happy just to live the lifestyle then.

No. If my old man doesn't go as he isn't always able to then my sister doesn't even qualify for the carer discount that day if she goes without him and has to pay an upgrade fee on her ticket to the normal price, which is fair enough and none of us have a problem with this.