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Don't forget meridian. They hardly ever mention how massive we are.

This is how I see it. A leader on the pitch which is what we lacked at times last season. Good signing and better than what we have, not the back up some on here are always demanding.

Why would anyone from down here want to work in London? When I go to customer meetings up there it drives me nuts. Miserable f*ckers on the train and tube, everyone pushing and shoving. Ridiculously expensive to get to, having to be up at 5.30 every morning to get the train, not home until 7.30 most nights. I would need a serious amount of extra money to even consider it, I'm talking £30-£40k extra.

Moan, moan, f*cking moan, some of you should just be grateful you've got jobs.

Sky have an anti Saints agenda.

I'm looking forward to singing at our own fans, 'where were you when we were ****?'

I thought 'you dirty Catalan bastardos' was a given FFs?

So come on then bulbs what songs are going to sing next season? We've got 7 weeks to sort it. Personally I'm all for a rendition of 'all together now' not adopted by a club yet so could eaisly get this going although Im sure songs like the wheels on the bus would be more popular with most of you helmets. Anyway my suggestons are as follows All together now, all together now All together now, for Southampton To fade Nd to the tune of Sally cinnamon Until saints I was never happy, I needed so much more Rain clouds they used to chase down they would pour Sent to me from heaven, southampton fc, you are my world You are world Your ideas chumps?

I'm afraid not. Sarcasm gets you one infraction point per post on here. Mods please apply.

The frog is pretty shi*e, loads of unforced errors. Federer will smash him even if he wins this.

I hope Federer wins Wimbledon. A truely great player and a proper gent.

You know who is on the hill don't you!!

* copywrites headline 'Alexander Buts in*

Thanks for all the unintentional laughs though Wes. Your classic lines like world class young players will ignore treble the wages at Man United so they can stay here with and play with their mates. Top players will be falling over each other to join Southampton and take far less money than elsewhere because it's near the sea and the new Forest, the shopping is good for thier wives and thr schools are amoungst the best in Hampshire were classics. Although few will ever top your 'didn't they say man would never walk on the moon' comment which will go down in mong board folklore. You may not have meant to be funny, but some of us have found you hilarious.

Frank, the idea of multiple logins is that you have multiple personalities, not the same dull, boring, arrogant, rambling one.

Its only because I didn't want to lock the thread and infract myself. St Chalet is trying to watch Live at the Apollo FFS.

Sorry, back now, just had to login as Dell Days to make a sarky comment on the HCDAJFU thread

It definitely looks like a markers stamp. When I take it to an expert he'll confirm it for you. Think I might have got a bargain there Dune.

So am I.

Top work Griffo.

I'm Also Verbal.

You're welcome.

Yes you are. It's great being me isn't it?

When you say "they" is that me Turkish and Sour Mash or me, This Charming man and Dune?

Yes you did. Why am I arguing with myself FFS?