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Are you going to buy one Mikey?!!!

who can recomend a cheap place in the Southampton area, going to need 4 news ones FFS.

This thread is hilarious. Our forum hardman DPS has got me on ignore because apprantly I talk boll*x, irony alert.

The players go on holiday during school term time, doesn't seem to be a problem for them. Would you rather have the players in now so they've got time to meet their teams mates and blend into the squad or right at the very last minute?

http://www.coggles.com/item/Nigel-Cabourn/Apple-Green-Surface-Jacket/85TU I like this, it's out of stock anyway i've just noticed.

the one in the sale on Coggles?

From where?

I always liked "run Lambert you lazy fat c*nt" from a bloke in the itchen who wasn't a pound under 18 stone.

I cant wait to see their reaction when we tell Paul Scholes he f*cking looks like a wotist. lets seem them outbanter us then. We'll show 'em up for what they are, plastic cockney talking mugs.

one of the biggest problems with this site is that anyone who does not toe the party line is accused of trolling.

Only if you want to fit in or stand out.

Maybe the Liebherrs are losing interest?

I love this little imaginary image you have of me in your head. It's cute.

are you just trying to fit it now?

Tell us about your outfit Timmy.

So he's classed as a miss, despite never actually being needed to play and only being here for a week on loan. Not quite sure how that works.

10 of the misses or arguables are loans though. Jack Stephens has only be a first team player for about 2 weeks so shouldn't be in there. Butterfield has been a hit, good solid player who has always done a job. Take them out and just use permenant transfers then it's actually a pretty decent strike rate. Who the f*ck is James Shea BTW?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B0049TE34M/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=193716031&s=jewelry They'd suit you.

Any women that see that will be frothing at the gash. FACT.

* wipes brow and breathes sigh of relief *

It's particularly funny if you're also really hairy and the chest hair is matted with sweat. I believe it's what the ladies call knicker wetting stuff.

Can you PM me on saturday mornings what you are wearing so we dont clash. Ta xx

Do you give the arse or the gut when you pass them? Always find that a tricky scenario to navigate my way though. (although obvoiously in my case it's arse or c*ck)

Thought i'd resurrect this thread as we are now only two weeks away from the seasonand i'm sure most of you will be close to making all your new purchases to make sure your wardrobe is premier league class; so what's your style updates? I got a new jacket, a rather tasteful khaki coloured one. I've also purchased a pair of new gazelles, the ones with the gum sole. A new Ma Strum Polo and pretty green t-shirt have also entered the wardrobe and i'm off to Italy the first two weeks of September with a clear credit card intending to stock up some new and rare gear which will leave most of you trailing in my wake. What have you lot purchased to get ready for the new season?

Wannabe northern mug.