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I once heard a politician struggling to describe what a woman was. Imagine that 🤣🤣

Off the scale Bantz that one pal. Good one 🤣🤣

I noticed there was an advert for this inbetween programs on C4 last night. What does this shit even mean?

What do you think? 🤦‍♂️

Apparently Mane was banging her for a while. A very whiny voice no idea what she’s bleating on about

Sums it up. That’s the difference it might not be pretty or hipster but that’s what wins football matches, it’s a results business having a philosophy means jack shit if the results aren’t good enough

The good thing about penalty shoot outs get them right and you get over 50% posssion. The bad you cant check back and pass sideways. Lots of work to be done here.

I only saw the highlights so didn’t see that one

The stench of Kruger lives on.

if they keep doing it over and over again then it's not luck is it.

Leeds lucky not to go 2-0 down then go up the other end and score a belter. What teams that win things do.

Not just of strikers either. We've needed a decent, experienced, quality centre back since Fonte left. Instead we've replaced them with utter dross. First off Stephens and Yoshida, then Hoedt, Verstergaard, Caleta-Carr, Salisu, Bella-Kothcap, Danso, Lyanco. Some of them weren't bad players but they needed someone to lead them alongside them. £60 off million on players not up to the job, trying to be clever and find the new Van Dijk rather than bringing in what we needed.

His first miss was horrific today. How do you not even get it on target in front of the goal unmarked on the 6 yard line. The second one although he probably should have scored i can just about forgive him as it was a very congested 6 yard box, he at least got it on target. Two chances like that in a game though and not even take one of them is incredibly poor. I've been a big support of Adams as i think there is a good player in there but im out of patience as he repeatedly misses chances that sometimes you cant believe he misses.

When can we expect the next sermon from @gio1saints telling us we aren’ grateful for having our identity back and at least it isn’t as bad as last season not all failure is bad. You sad fucks

Seems like a safe bet to me pal.

Ipswich are tough to beat and efficient, they've lost fewer games than anyone this season and they're in good form. We are predictable, easy to play against and concede far too many goals. I predict we will have more of the ball, miss a few decent chances and lose by the odd goal.

So we can add Middlesbrough home to the ever growing list of points thrown away. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again it isn’t our September form that’s cost us automatic promotion it’s our inability to see of games we should be winning comfortably there are loads of them Now

Been an 8% swing in possession stats since 30 mins in. Come on Martin wake up!

Well they could be third tonight with 8 game left. So it was possible if we hadn’t collapsed as well

I guess Janny Bs injury came at a good time for a super Jack selection headache

All eyes on the back 4 today then. Will Rusty somehow find a way to include super Jack or will he revert to the one that saw us set a record breaking unbeaten run?

err, yes

Businessman in pulling investment in non profit making project shocker. Fuck me Sog you're getting desperate.

Instead they get this. This is a like a who's who of the most dangerous men in football, Cross these loons at your peril.

They didn't used to be men! They have always been women but trapped in a mans body!! Come on person it's 2024, the lack of awareness is staggering!! It's fantastic that these women are now allowed to compete in their true gender. The other women in the competition should stop being so bitter and improve rather than blame the fact the winners are trans.