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It seems so..... http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/05/20/man-united-complete-4m-england-teenager-signing-crewe-forward-nick-powell-makes-old-trafford-move/

Im considering giving this a go when I get back off holiday. Looks like it'll be a good complement to my Krav Maga and seems a lot more interestjng than pounding the tread mill or pumping iron alone. Anyone got any experience of this? I seem to remember someone on here saying they do it. Tips, reviews, thoughts would be helpful please.

Actually you jumped into a discussion where aintforever said for "sh!t loads" of people going to the theatre and going to the football are exactly the same. When clearly it isn't.

Pleased Alex won. Decent little club whove produced some good players over the years. Nick Powell who got the first goal looked a very good player who is destined for bigger things.

Actually I think it's you missing the point that are keyboard thumping friend aintforever made. That for "sh!tloads" of people going to the theatre is just like watching football. He wasn't comparing the discerning theatre goer to the football season ticket holder. More the one that just wants to see a show or a football match. If that's the case then it wouldnt matter who you see surely? If that's the case then surely a day trip to London, shopping, lunch, then a show at the West End or football match at the Emirates to see a top team I their new stadium is a better option than going to see a newly promoted one in Southampton? And these type view going to football just like going to the theatre then they're unlikely to become £600 season ticket holders, unless you know of any £600 theatre season ticket holders?

Surely this type of theatre goer would be more like a seaon ticket holder at football. More regular and knowledgable than someone who just happens to have a spare £40 on Saturday and nothing to do so decided to go along to the theate, or the football, depending on What mood they were in.

Won't they be angry at the queues for refreshments during the interval?

No Carrick isn't as good as Schweinsteiger. But what he is good at and what you need in international football is a player who can keep the ball, retain possession and keep you ticking over. Carrick does this excellently. Last night the only thing Barry did of note was give the ball away twice when under no pressure and passing sideways 20 yards. On one of those occasions It led directly to a Norway goal opportunity. We'd have been punished for If they'd been a better side. Carrick alongside Parker, with Gerrard ahead of them would be a good central midfield in a 4-2-3-1 formation.

I remember once in my younger days and our premier league days being told to sit down and stop making so much noise by a bloated, arrogant middle aged helmet. Be quite. At a football match. Anyone would think we were at the theatre!

But if as has been claimed "sh*t loads" of people view going to football just like going to the theatre it won't matter who they see will it? They could pop up to Reading for the day, have a wonder round the oracle then go and see Reading. Or better still take the bird up to London. Bit of shopping, nice lunch somewhere then off to the Emirates or Stamford Bridge. Why not do that instead?

Why go to Saints though? Of all they won't to see is a game of football and don't care who it is why not go to Reading? Ita cheaper for a start.

Good point. So how many of the "sh!t loads" people who view going to football just like going to the theatre. Sit at home on Sundays wearing "I heart the mayflower" shirts?

So hang on a minute, do "sh!t loads" of people view going to the theatre as entertainment exactly the same as they do going to football or don't they? Which is it?

We sure do. It's people like you, with your zany sense of humour and quite brilliant play on words comedy user names adaption (Turd- LMFAO!) that make Intenet mong boards what they are.

Would you say a good source of revenue would be season ticket holders?

So just to clarify you know personally "sh!t loads" of people that view a night out at the theatre exactly the same as going to football? Something you just do for bit of entertainment, no real passion or interest in it? Do you include yourself in the "sh!t loads"?

What percentage would you say it was that view going to the theatre exactly like going to the football? How many people do you know personally that hold this view?

He is like the Ace Ventura of internet mong boards.

So we should spend thousands of pounds a season on additional staff to be token sellers and the tokens themselves all because you get a bit annoyed waiting for your change?

Would a theatre goer regularly spend £100+ travelling acrooss the length and breadth of the country for a show they can see on Telly? Would a theatre goer feel the elation of seeing a great performance that makes you buzz for days? Would a theatre goer be able to be in any pub in the county and be able to strike up a conversation about what shows they have been to see and have totally different opinions on the star performers yet still have a laugh while doing it? Would a theatre goer be mates with people who they have absolutely nothing in common with outside of the theatre yet are good mates because they both love their local theatre? Are theatre goers currently on the mayflower web trying to convince other theatre goers that they are just like football fans? If you can't see the difference then I suggest you stick to the theatre sunshine.

He wasn't picked for the squad so said he didn't want to be on the standby list as didn't want to be a bit part player. Can't blame here really when Gareth Barry gets picked ahead of him.

Can you remember the last time either played well for England? I can't, yet they still get picked.

And Carrick. They'll be commentators purring over ball retaining midfielders and bemoaning our lack of them, yet our best one at it can't get near the team.

Carroll has been good to be fair to him.

Barry has given the ball away cheaply twice in 3 minutes. No way should he be playing for England, no way.