Turkish

Do you have a choice DSM?

If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a cow Me And Rodriguez would fly over pimply tomorow Would sh*t on the b*stards below I know what you're thinking. This guy is MENTAL. On another level, Lolz at me!!

Oi!! Mug!! We are trying to show them what great fans we are and how much we love our boys to encourage them to sign you JCL c*nt. FFS

Now that would be hilarious and original. We could even look round at each other and take pictures of ourselves. We might even get ourselves on telly showing our wackiness. Oh how my grandad would be proud if he was still around. He killed nazis so I could copy polish football fans.

These two insults are quite brilliant. They are almost as good as the ones I have been waiting to use. Drivel for verbal and bridge not far enough for you know who. It takes a level of intelligence us normal folk cannot comprehend to come up with that level of wackiness and humour though.

I've got some fantastic massive new foam hands can't wait to get them out tomorrow. Gonna wear them at half time and keep them on whilst trying to drink my half time pint and eat my hot dog. Oh how we'll laugh and get some great comedy pictures for Facebook.

We are Southampton, we'll spend what we want.

Stop it Jamie, stop it now. People will think we are CRAZY if we carry on with this hilarity. On a more serious note have you got your wig and shirt ironed for tomorrow? I don't want you letting me down when I am letting my 23564 red and White ballons go at Barnsley to make the lads know we love them and because of it they'll try even harder for us.

I reckon if we do it'll encourage them to sign. I'll kick us off He stands just under 6 foot 3 Nicky, Nicky He'll take us to the premier league Nicky, Nicky He wears the shirt of agustin delgado If he was Italian he'd be called Nicola manyardo Nicky Maynard southampton's number 11 Rodriguez whoo whoo Rodriquez whoo whoo He comes from burnley He f*cking hates Pompey Brilliantly hilarious terrace banter and easy for our fans to learns. What do you say lovely fellow funny saints fans?

Is this true? I've heard this so many time since June it must be FACT. FACT

Dunce is a quite brilliant insult. I know we've seen it about 14,000,000 times on this forum over the past 3 months but it never ceases to crack me up.

Just as well really.

I can't wait for Jay Rodriguez to sign so we can have the headline "Jay Walks into St Marys" or "Jay struts his stuff at St Marys" it will be lung bustingly brilliant.

Oi! Anyone can see that lazy and cortese are a rib breaking piece of rhyming humour. I hope that all of your ribs don't break and puncture you lungs leading you to have a quick but hideous death as the combination of the punctured lungs and breathless from the hilarity of these jokes take their untimely toll.

How about 'danny's the boy as cunning saints out fox Foxes'

You posted this on the 5TH day of the transfer window being open. Given the benefit of hindsight don't you think you looked an utter mug?

I like him so he doesn't need to. xxx

I like it when people ask for someone's "sauce" when they start a rumour and the reply is "HP" that usually has me in fits of laughter. It's quite embarrassing at work though when people think you are MAD for laughing at you PC so hysterically.

Stop it, please. I am fearing for my life. I wonder if my head might fall off die to LOLing so much. Did you make it up yourself? I like it, it's topical and original. Which is more than can be said for the usual jokes on here. Keep 'em coming. perhaps some gags about our new signings and pretend future comedy headlines for papers. I'll kick us off "Danny is fox on the box" for when Danny Fox scores a tap in winner against Millwall. I'm sure you can do better though.

Good stuff. I shall bear this in mind when I load up with books for my holiday in October. Sounds good.

It could be about you though. A genius who is a bit mad.

That joke gets funnier everytime I hear it. You really should put a warning on If you are going to crack funnies like that, people here think i am MENTAL as I am sitting here in a pub in stitches looking at my phone. Got anymore?

Yours would be the Encyclopedia Britanica or: A Beautiful Mind by Sylvia Nasar

Yes totally. Our away support isn't great considering our home crowds. No idea why, we've never really been well supported away from home for some reason.