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Just pull rank and tell them what they are doing FFS. First life lesson learnt. You dont always get what you want.

hats off to people bright enough to do worthwhile degrees and go onto careers like this. It's the clowns that do degrees in Media Studies etc that come out thinking that the world owes them a living because they've spent three years getting p*ssed and going to two hours of lectures a week that do my head in.

They are. If you can get so many 18 year old f*ck wits getting A's every year then they can hardly be taxing.

Okay then Saintandy, i bow to your wealth of experience and knowledge.

The problem is a lot of people think that a degree is a golden ticket to money and great jobs. Unfortunately whilst it's all well and good, once you get into the work place it means very little. You need a good work ethic, humility, a williness to listen to people, learn from them and start at the bottom and work your way up and no shortage of character and ability to realise that work and life isnt a bed of roses with people being handed instant power and riches, losing that teenage arroagance and naivety. All qualities that appear to be lacking in most graduates these days, sadly.

To be fair, if he gets "well upset" by moving 10 miles down the road he is too much of a pussy to live in Andover anyway and certainly cant sing FCUM songs in our new local.

But she hasn't met Supermikey yet. He is not called Super for nothing you know.

Could you set the 15 year old up on a date with Super Mikey? That would convince her to move, the other would just do what her big sister tells her.

Hence the song He looks to the right he looks to the right Wangy eyed Stuey His eyeballs are sh*te

Biggest football club as well. FACT

Was it as funny as watching the Fratton end on the telly last satuday after Liam Lawerences penalty hit the post in the last minute?

Did it include questions like; Jayne has £5. If she gives Jermaine 86p, Victor 75p and spends £2.18 on toothpaste how much money does Jayne have left?

Just give them memberships to this forum. They'll soon realise for themselves.

A & B grades these days are the equal of D & E back in my day.

I disagree, not everyone here lives in Reading, plus my bosses neighbour is a Saints fan and he doesn't work here but lives in Reading. Reading is 100% SFC. FACT.

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He probably has a relative that lives in St Marys. Surely they'd have told him about this fantastic football club.

Considering most people going to the Isle of Wight Festival would sail from Southampton, if we superimposed images of Cortese on every large building in the Solent so they could see them if they sailed up and down it they wold automatically fall under his spell and become avid Saints fans.

I work in Reading, 5 people out of 100 in this office are SFC fans, we are the club 5% of the world supports, this is proof.

60K, are you sure this is enough? What about the catchment area? What about the fact Cortese is investing? What about Fulham being near Chelsea and able to get 27k? What about Chelsea only getting 10k in 1984? What about Liverpool being able to get 45k last season when they weren't very good? What about the fact they never said man would climb Everest?

Have we started work on expanding it yet BTW?

I doubt the OB will turn up, they are probably too scared, like you, me and most of our fans.

I was surprised to see mounted police at the Leeds game, dont think i've ever seen that for a game other than Pompey.

if we are serious about getting 45k crowds in the premier league, as we are top and unbeaten we should be looking at a sell out with 8k minimum locked outside.

Tsk Mikey. That really isn't super. Did you tell the exam board their answers were wrong and you know better?