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Do you seriously think we only have any idea what wage a player wants when we are sitting down with them and their agent? Chris Coleman has also had a go at our transfer policy as well.

The naievity and blindness on here is quite cute. It's all them isn't it. Nothing to do with us, depsite all the evidence. In Cortese we trust.

I am sure there will be 4 or 5 who will try to get on the bus but have the wrong ticket and be thrown off by the conductor.

THink that if you want, but looking at the evidence of what agents and managers are saying about us, It doesn't look good does it. Or maybe we should ignore all this, keep our heads in the sand and blame everyone else. In Cortese we trust.

No i wouldn't. I just dont understand why on at least 5 occasions we have had bids accepted and players at the club ready to sign, or the case of Rodriguez, tell us he never wanted to sign anyway and it's not happened. You've got to admit, give the Elliot Ward deabacle and the fact managers and agents are coming out and slagging up off via the media and social media it cant all be them being c*nts, can it?

YEs we've signed 3 good players. We've aso consistantly failed to sign players in the positions Nige clearly has identified as weak areas. It's alright though, we've got 3 left backs and 5 centre backs, only one of which is of the standard needed. In Cortese we trust.

So we had no idea FOuntaine was injured, lol!! We had no idea Rodriguez had no intention of joining us did we? lol!! Given the Ellot Ward debarcle as well i cant believe some of you cant see anything wrong, there is a clear pattern. Clubs coming out and slagging us off for the way we do business, agents saying we are difficult to deal with. I know some of you like to spin it but it doesn't take a genius to piece together the little snippets and see the pattern there is. It's all them, not us isnt it, time after time after time.

Sorry, so who is to blame for us trying to sign injured players and players that dont want to join us anyway? In the case of Rodriguez surely we could have sounded his agent out and see if he would at least talk to us? Or did we just put in turned down bid after turned down bid for a player who we had no idea wanted to join us or not, or did we just f*ck another one up at the last minute? WHo knows!!

We should have gone for Messi. It's entirely possible he'd have signed, afterall they did say man would never climb Everest didn't they.

Like i said, its all them, not us. F*cking players hey!!

Where did i say that? It seems we had fees ageed for the 5 mentioned above. I'd prefer the way most clubs do it and that when we have a player that is about to sign they actually complete the deal, or not chase players that aren't going to join us anyway!

Gorkss, we f*cked about for two weeks or whatever. He was here, ready to sign - it didn't happen Jemmel was here, ready to do the deal - it didn't happen Fountaine was here had a medical ready to sign - it didn't happen. SHarp - oh look another one - it didn't happen Rodriguez - you seriously telling me that we chased a player for months, even up to the last day of the window, making bid etc and he didn't want to join us anyway?? What a waste of time and effort that was!!! Surely we'd have found this out earlier rather than wasting three months chasing him? Who is to blame for that immense f*ck up then?!!! Dont worry though, we're left with our at best, 4th choice centre back who cant get anywhere near a team who would struggle to make top half of the championship and failed to strengthen the two area Nige clearly has been trying to all summer. F*cking greedy players, f*cking greedy agents, f*cking greedy clubs. Despite what everyone else says, its not us it's them. Keep your heads in the sand everyone. We are brilliant at negotiating deals and here is the proof. We wont be held to ransom, not us. We are Southampton, w'll sign who we want. In Cortese we trust.

Lets face it. We've f*cked up 3 deals at the last minute for centre backs when it appears they are all ready to sign and are left with this Dutch mug who doesn't seem any better than what we have. We've failed with a succession of bids and deals for strikers so failed to strengthen in the areas nige has been trying to all summer. There are clearly some goons negotiating our deals, it's becoming embarrassing.

So are you saying it's yet another one we've f*cked up at the last minute? Surely we'd have sounded out the kids agent regarding wages before getting to that stage. If what you say is true then these 'last minute hitches' which are ruining our deals clearly aren't just greedy agents everytime FFS.

Not one positive comment on their forum. Sounds like another deadline day panic buy like Jonno Quick. Dont worry though we can't wit until January to do it all again and then be told we'll do our business In the summer as prices are inflated in january.

WHy the f*ck are we arsing about trying to sign players that dont want to join us anyway then?

I will only be happy if you mean Adam Johnson from man City FFS.

I wonder if who ever is replacing Jonno, Nige asked if he was Jonno quick when scouting him.

Because i love you i wanted to put this back to the top, if only temporarily.

Jonno Quick continues his incredible scoring record of averaging a goal for every start he has made. This guy is an SFC legend.

I'd throughly recomend going through a few older women while you are in your late teens early 20's. I did, went through quite a few mid thirties and early fourties women when i was that age, a wealth of experience, enthusiastic and desperate for some young cock after having boring, overweight husbands neglecting them during the day and trying to stick their rod in them of a night when p*ssed. Plus a few of them had a bit of cash as well so quite happy to spend it on you buying you drinks all night in return for a good seeing to at the end of the night. Obviously not the nasty, rough type, but the classy ones who make an effort and look after themselves, easy pickings if you've got anything about you. Although it's probably best to avoid the line a mate of mine used once when a song from about 15 years ago came on in a club we were in "i bet this song was really popular when you were young wasn't it love"

THis. It was men against Boys FFS. After the ticket price increase, parking charges and now this shambolic performance i am going to write a strongly worded email to Nicola. This club is a disgrace.

this is quality!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055 :lol:

So did David Badiel but it doesn't mean he is signing either.

Valdez Alves Puyol Pique Abidal Xavi Iniesta Fabrigas Messi Villa Pedro FFS. CAnt believe the OP has put Jermaine Beckford and Carlos Tevez in the same breath.