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Not got Saints player FFS. Any others?

What stream?!!!

how the fook do you get the radio solent on the interweb FFS? getting Cliff Richard at the moment.

Exactly. The tariff system for payment will also mean smaller/poorer clubs could potentially be worse off from transfer fees.

My knowledge of this is limited but as usual it appears the only clubs that benefit are the big ones.

Dont you have a little chuckle to yourself everytime any piece of positive player news comes out on the OS the first lines of the statement are usually giving credit to the chairman for doing a fantastic job? I know i do.

I agree with that. However he is one of those players a lot of our fans think can do no wrong. Probably because when he joined he was very good in league one and joined us from a club in a higher division. He hasnt been great this season but a lot of that could be down to the fact that he played with 3 different partners in the first 10 games, he's been a lot better since settling down with "Hoover" (LOL!). Centre backs need time to build up a partnership. Pleased he has signed a new deal.

Indeed, the independant obviously doesn't know about Corteses vision of champions league football with our academy graduates. Maybe they need a TSW login to show just how massive we are. On another note, the lad seems to be a great prospect. I see the Elite Player Performance Plan is being brought in soon and another way to shaft smaller clubs and make signing good young players cheaper for the big boys.

Definitely post of the year if not of all time.

More lies and made up stories from the Mirror, some of you lot will believe anything.

This signing and the fact they said man would never climb Everest means anything is possible.

We must find a negative in every situation Jamie.

I'd be worried that signing a player for that amount of money would upset the team spirit and lead us into a sharp decline which would ulitmately end in us missing out on the playoffs.

I hope the other foriegner isn't that guy player for Basle that there is a thread about, as that one is never going to happen and a total waste of time.

it never fails to make me laugh.

Thanks for your nomination i am honoured. Pensioner of the year: Has to be BTF. Funniest Nickname: Dune for being called Prune, June and Dunce. (LMFAO) Logical reasonist of the year: Wes Ender for his - we can fill a 50,000 seater stadium because they said man would never walk on the moon

You also are my nomination for location of the year.

The Wax ones are very nice as are the internationals but the padded ones are now overdone by c*nts wearing cheap copies, like boxfresh ones FFS.

Best Poster: Dune Worst poster: Too many to mention Know it all teenager: Saintandy666 (sorry Mikey, lost it this year) The been there done that award: Dubai Phil forum angry retirement of the year: Bexy for her premenstal rant Pedant of the year: MLG The why say it in 10 words when 1000 will do award: Franks Cousin The next stop Broodmoor award for maddest poster: Verbal Best attempt at a lookalike: Baj for his attempts at Serge from Kasabian

You're married with kids Scotty? does your missus know you get bullied when you go to football??

and Rhodes is playing for one of the best teams in a lower league and Lucas is playing for an awful side in this league. I have no opinion on Jay Rod, dont know enough about him.

i thought the mirror was full of lies, made up stories and sloppy journalists?

Playing in a lower league for a good team, one of the best. Lucas J has a decent scoring record in this league for a sh*t team.

F*ck me we bid for everyone on deadline day didn't we? So far i've heard Jay Rodriguez, Sordell and Beckford, along with Lukas J on loan deadline day all of them knocked us back or fell through for one reason or another apprantly.

Good jokes are timeless, just look at Tommy Cooper.