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and the significant difference between Jordan Rhodes and Lucas J or Jay Rodriguez is???

Who exactly are you hoping for?

Whats wrong with Lukas J? Who are you hoping for?

If he goes to Blackburn he's a mug, they are an awful team who look doomed. Remind me so much of us in our 2005 and 2009 relegations. Gutless, no bottle and a nasty negative attitude around the place.

Everytime i see those two gags along with the Forecast and Pulis ones, even after the 5749992 time, i dont know if i should PMSL or LMFAO.

Yes we can, we are southampton, we sign who we want. FFS

You've missed a classic TSW joke opportunity here by not writing "sauce" instead. Shame on you.

Are we signing two new centre backs and a new goal keeper then?

This is the second time tonight we have responded to a post with exactly the same points within seconds of each other. Brilliant minds Jamie.

If you were a buying club would you sign someone who had just signed a new deal, was injured for 2 months and awaiting trial for a crime for which he could be sent down for??

Forecast? PMSL!!!

I hope Forecast doesn't go as this will mean an end to the hilarious Forecast related jokes we get to LOL at so often.

why?

Got to laugh at yet more gushing praise of our chairman. It seems no one can help but mention what a great job he is doing when a press release is made on the OS.

So Newcastle dont have their own European scouting networking then? They just use ours and wait for us to be linked with players before looking at them.

It isn't impossible. Based on the premise spouted by our experts on the subject that anything could happen because they said man would never climb everest or walk on the moon, it is entirely possible that europes biggest talent chased by most of Europes top clubs would ignore them all to come and play in the championship to help fullfil Cortese vision for a fraction of the money he could get elsewhere.

I wish people would stop banging on about the Keegan signing. It was 30 years ago, football has changed beyond all recognition since those days. The biggest signing we have made since Lawries days is Kevin Phillips. Who was a past his best premier league striker. Why would one of Europes biggest talents join us ahead of Man United?! Yet whenever we are linked with implausible potential signings all we hear is "well Keegan signed" FFS. And the club **** about more now than ever. Heres a few names for you. Jamal, Jasper Goarkss, Liam Fontaine, Matt Phillips, Jay Rodriguez, ELLIOTT WARD!!!!! Oh I forgot, my happy clappy mask to fit in on here slipped. Remember Keegan signed, in Cortese we trust, I'm on the bus etc etc.

I dont i think it's bullsh*t. That is the point, some people are saying it's a good idea to bid for him as a statement of intent. I'm saying it's totallly pointless bidding for a player we have absolutely no chance of signing.

Celtic fans are the nothing on Pompey, they are the bestest most passionate fans in the world. Great atmosphere, terrible football.

How could i almost forget this for sheer LMFAOness.

and being charged to park. The lack of corporate sales and the booking fee.

at least one. I just hope its a player either based in England or knows English football. We need someone to step up to the plate straight away, not someone who needs time to settle, adapt, learn the language and football etc.

BId £3.5m? Why would anyone bid £3.5m when he can leave for £3m?

I wouldn't get yourself at it too much about him. The only people talking about Beckford are ones on here. It aint gonna happen.