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Just stick them In the bottom of the cupboard and hope your mum doesn’t find them, you can use them again when we announce our loan signing 👍

Shake and vac was a carpet cleaner another fail ❌

We warned when he joined that he was a blagger. He was the ideas guy at Brentford whilst everyone around him had to reign him in getting carried away with his blue sky thinking and all that bollocks. Sounds like the Dragon has now got his number unfortunately cost him a few hundred million to find out the hard way. Rasmus is that typical guy seen a hundred times in business, looks good, speaks well has loads of ideas but fucking useless when it comes to actually delivering anything.

Yeah that’s proper cringey. “Wishing my gorgeous husband a happy anniversary” etc too you don’t need to advertise it on Facebook just buy him some aftershave and let him plough through you tonight love i used to work with a right old slag who shagged loads of blokes behind her husbands back everyone knew and she was forever posting that stuff about them. She eventually left him for another bloke who she’d be shagging for a while and now she posts loads of stuff with her new fella and their 4 combined kids about how wonderful extended families are and often thanks her ex for helping her raise such great kids and being so accepting of her new family. She never mentions the fact she drove the poor sod to a breakdown and he’s never really recovered from it all.

Can you believe “Trent’s” move was one of the main stories on the national news. Who gives a fuck if the premier leagues 7th best right back is leaving?

I can assure you Johannes Spors is relaxed about the situation

Match week 35 in the English Premier soccerball league and it’s Southampton Saints v the citizens of Manchester I for a sneaking suspicious this is the week when it all comes together and in front of the US global tv audience the saints are unable to crush a 18 year record held by the county of Derby meanwhile derailing the Citizens bid to finished only 15 points behind the reds of Liverpool. im gonna predict a 1-1 tie and proof once again the English Soccerball league can produce some almighty shocks! Let’s go Southampton Saints!

Hmm held 3 jobs at the same time according to that and has also changed career 3 times in less than 3 years

Someone like that tried but came behind a guy with 10 months experience as a software engineer

And the funny thing about it is you’ve got geeks who have never played the game at any decent level telling everyone who will listen that people don’t understand how modern football is

Also sold Wanyama and Fonte in the January window Puel lost 5 of Koemans best players which included his centre backs and two top goal scorers

Such as whom?

I take it you’re not banking on him being a success?

Wonder if he can secure us some decent loans?

Starting to repay that fee 👍

That’s funny given your other login in once claimed Alfonso Davies was one of the worlds best right backs 😂😂😂

everyone is a data company these days. We are a data company who just happen to have a football club as a product

I guess a past in being an analyst on a computer game isn’t though, given they gave the job you went for to someone else 😂😂😂😂

Nobody said he was another strawman 🤦🤦

Strapley also used to be a software engineer I guess being a prerequisite to work in elite sport is to have previously been a software engineer https://trainingground.guru/stapley-appointed-assistant-technical-director-by-southampton/

Because then we’d have someone to vouch first hand his little fairy tales are a load of bollocks

Dont rule him out. As a manager who has failed an awful lot he ticks a big Rasmus box.

Yep Ramsdale is premier league level and and England international THB played for England this season, Walker Peters has played for England and will get a move to the premier league Bedarek is a polish international played nearly 200 times in the premier league ABK is a German international Left back Charlie Taylor can’t get a game for some reason despite playing over 150 times in the premier league Is it their coaching and tactics here or has every other coach, including international managers been wrong about them and they are all shit?

Can you imagine the village brunch? In one corner SOG preaching with his trans mate, the mixed raced barmaid, the Muslim barber and Andrew Parker-Bowles mate all nodding along in agreement to everything SOG says In the other corner a large group of racists decked out in England shirts and St George’s crosses frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of anything non British. They’d be constantly shouting across the room asking the mixed raced barmaid where she was from originally and “oi Mohammed, don’t blow me up will you” at the barber It sounds fabulous for a reform voter Ilkey me, I’m just off to check out the property for sale on right move