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thats him, cheers.

what was the name of that absolutely pony centre half we signed from Spain last couple of seasons at the Dell? Kevin Keegan perm, shockingly bad.

To be honest i am flattered that someone would consider my contribution to this forum so legendary that they would put my forum user name on the back of their shirt.

It really isn't me.

upper mid table and two wins over Pompey. We cant expect play offs. We owe Pompey one big time, last two games against them have been heavy defeats, we really need to out the record straight and we need a win at Fratton Park.

Dullest Poster - Matthew Le God Most deluded poster - anyone that suggest Scott Parker, Micheal Owen and Shay Given are going to sign for us Biggest "look at me i was right" poster - Nick G Saints related quote of the year - "we can sign who we want, we are the most attractive club in this country outside those playing in the champions league" Le God Third Coming Non Saints related quote of the year - "We've just lost the ashes 5-0" Alpine Saint after the first day of the first test.

/\ This and i raise you Jelle Van Damme, cost £2.5m, obviously didn't want to be here and only made a handful of appearances. Sold for less than half 12 months later.

The only player that was a coup was Fonte. The rest of the signings we made were the best players in L1 at the time or players struggling to get a game in the championship, hardly earth shattering and dont be fooled into thinking Gully and Waigo were proven Serie A players, they weren't. I dont understand why people think there will now be a whole host of premier league players and in some cases international players queuing up to join us as the new boys in the championship. Even the ones bench warming, are they really going to take a 50% or more cut in salary to come and play for us?

Isn't the OP talking about players who made zero contribution to Saints, regardless of where they were before or after? Another one of those would be Scott Marshall, highly rated centre back signed from Arsenal, who made 2 first team appearances, scored OG's in both and we lost both games 3-0 and 4-0.

Again i agree with you Jamie, this is become an all to common occurance.

Immants Bledilis is surely up there. His sole contribution to the cause was to come on at half time when we were 3-0 up, hardly touch the ball and help us turn that lead into a 4-3 defeat at Tranmere in the FA Cup, c2001. Pretty outstanding by anyones standard.

I'm surprised at this to be honest, surely they'd have had a debate on http://www.theAnkaragücüweb.com, similar to the one we had on here last season when Vassell was linked, discussing if his goal record for England would make him a decent signing for a club of that level and coming to the conclusion that he probably wouldn't.

So we sell Hammond & Barnard for 3 times what we paid for them, Holmes for £250k FFS! What planet are you on? he's only played a handful of games since he joined us. ALso check your totals, £4m??! More like £2.2m.

I agree with the OP. this has to be a priority for the close season. The most important thing that needs to be done is to sort out the queues and the quality of the beer and food ao the gutty c*nts amoungst us dont have to queue to stuff food down their faces.

Why are you doing this? It's pointless.

not really, they've left, i couldn't give a toss about them. The only one i wish any luck to is Gary Monk who was a good lad and unlucky not to play a bit more when he was here. Unfortunately he plays in the same team as Nathan Dyer though.

A totally pointless excercise, a pair of idiots. It's almost as pointless a queuing through the night for tickets for an FA Cup game against Manchester United which didn't sell out.

i cant believe there has been 11 pages on this. Does anyone really care that much? When it comes out some will like it some will hate it, most will buy it regardless of if it's the best or worst kit since time began.

I think we used to call it Clubman of the year. All it was was proof that you could be a winner and a loser at the same time.

That is like the one tyro league teams give for the fat kid that was always the sub and played about 2 minutes a season but was always at training and helped put the nets away at the end of each game.

Sounds like you might have Malaria. I really hope it isn't.

over priced, over rated. Very very poor for the price IMO. Service is okay but the food is generally pretty awful both at the one in town and the one in Fareham.

Is Mike Osman supposed to be a comedian?

Why is it crap? To me it appears obvious and agree with JRM. They have done zero to encourage season ticket sales, last season it was as difficult as possible to buy one. Sales announced 31st of May with a month to renew, then everyone else had a month to buy one with no installment plan, which was removed without notice or miss the boat. for the average bloke on the street £450 or so is a lot of money to find in one go. No half season tickets, no pro rata arrangements, that doesn't sound like a business that was encouraging season ticket sales and i dont see it changing this year.

Of course they are not going to. It's quite obvious though isn't it, last season they made it as difficult as possible for people to buy a season ticket.