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It was their choice to get preganant and if they bring them up properly not pandering to their every whim then the kid soon learns how to behave.

the only thing missing are a few lazy, opinionated feminists who think housework should be equal. Someone like Sue Whistle should make an appearance.

I hate the way kids talk, todays Jeremy Kyle is a classic example of how not to speak. In this blud clut language, slowly like fake pretend gansters.

and no spunk dribbles onto them.

obviously she is going to grow up to be the type of woman that thinks that by denying her future partners sexual intimacy she is in some way showing her power and trying to control the relationship, no doubt a trait learned from her mother and you live in a house where the women rule, a house that will soon, if it is not already, will become riddled with bitterness and unhappiness due to exessive hormones and where pets are treated like gods and teddy bears and stuffed toy animals are the dominant feature of every room. All real men know that sex is a reward for a woman when her behaviour and housework is of a suitable standard. For example, when the incumbent cooks one of favourite teas i will allow her to have sex with me in one of my favourite position. When she cooks one of my favourites teas and the cleaning passes that nights inspection, i will allow her to give me a blow job, when tea is truely excellent and she passes inspections for cooking, cleaning and ironing, her reward is anal. Obviously faliure to pass any inspections results in no rewards and fustrastion for them, but it does encourage improved performance the next day as no one likes a faliure.

brilliant, brilliant series and a great film. Gritty, disturbing, yet sill humourous in place. Shane Meadows take a bow, one of the best directors and screen writers around.

why particularly a postman?

You need to take this in hand now before it's too late. Get her trained quickly and explain that mum is one of those rare women who think they are equal or worse still, superior to men. Only swift action can save her from a lifetime of dilusion. On your head be it.

why is your daughter on the internet and not being trained by her mother? You need to inculcate these practices early in life to avoid inherent idleness later on.

I'll join in and make it a club.

If they've gto time to be on the internet p*ssing about, they've got time to complete their schedule on time.

Exactly 1/ no one gives a f*ck 2/like you say if it was that hard work they wouldn't be boring the sh*t out of everyone with it and 3/if they didnt want a kid they should have taken those special sweets you can get or put something on the end of it, as Jeremy Kyle would say. Even if they have to work all they need is a rota and a bit of organisation to keep the house tidy and meals on time. I just despair of the lazy wenches that sit around watching soap operas, wondering if Phil Mitchell will ever get off the crack or if Minty is going to pound the fat ugly one, when there are constructive things, like cleaning or ironing they could be doing instead. A clean house is happy house. I bet the fuc*wits they admire whilst flicking through "Hello" dont live in pigstyes.

There is absolutely no basis to assume we are skint apart from the usual moaning and panicking on here. We have by far the biggest wage bill in this league, spent around £600k on new signings during the summer, i dont know how this compares to other teams in this league but i'd bet it was in the top 3. Since summer 09 we have spent more than most championship clubs on new players. I dont why we didn't sign more players in the window, no doubt there are a million theorys, we tried, Wilkins said so, but for some reason it didn't happen. I very much doubt being skint is one of them.

Or maybe its a sign that the club wanted an upcoming English manager, a succesful track record of two promotions from this league and who could grow with the club and work within the structure that is being set up. To suggest that we went for the cheap option is ridiculous, its not like in the PL when we constantly did this course, we are a L1 club and have attracted a successful young manager from the league above, the best we could hope or ask for. People need to get out of their heads that top flight players and managers are crawling over each other to join us and we can just wave a checkbook under their nose and get who we want.

Indeed, this type of woman really is the worst, it's no wonder so many of them get fat with all the sitting around on their arse that they do.

I’ve never understood women complaining about how much they have to do. The ones that work get in from work on a ‘full day’ at around 5.45-6pm, if my incumbent is anything to go by. If they prepared tea/dinner/supper immediately on getting in this could be ready in a generous 45 minutes, by 6.30, giving them 15 minutes to eat it, then 15 minutes to collect the dishes and wash up (excluding the lucky ones whose man has brought them a dishwasher). If they put some washing in at 7pm and then started cleaning a room it’d surely take no more than one hour. Giving them another hour if needed to iron or do other chores as required. They'd be done by 9pm latest. Giving them an two hours to themselves for relaxation before getting themselves to bed to bed at a reasonable hour to maintain their looks or fulfill any sexual needs their man may have. Do this every night the house andtheir family will be clean and spotless and they'd feel fulfilled like all women need to be. All they need is better time management and less lazing around reading Hello, drinking wine and watching telly. As for the ones that work part time or dont work at all, well it's the life leisure for them, party time surely with all that spare time on their hands, they'd look like godesses only having to clean and cook for 3 hours a day and the rest of the time is theirs to look after themselves and their families.

they said from day one that the club would be self funding, that investment would be relative to the league we are in and they wouldn't throw cash at the project, this is fair enough, we have spent much more in the last year or so than any other club in this league, why people fail to grasp and think we should p*ss all Liebhers cash away is beyond me.

i signed him on CM09 when manager of Exeter, is sh*t hot in L1, stugggled abit in the CCC though.

sadly not, but it could have been his twin.

a bit more amusing than "whats your favourite sandwich?" dont you agree?

no more so than anyone of a simliar size. Brighton are a bigger club than their surroundings allow at the moment, but still not as big as the likes of us, Forest, Derby, Leicester, Boro, Sheff Utd etc, It might enable them to stay in the CCC but they'd have to punch above their weight to go any higher.

ahh look another fragile, sensitive part timer with a sense of humour bypass.

i'd be up for that, even better if we can swap ends half way through, i'll take the mouth second, i dont want to have to use my fist in her fanny you give her the size she's been used too if you've been there first,

plus it'll give you an opportunity to start another series of threads.. Who's going to Bournemouth? When was your first away game? How many friends have you met at away games? What is the furthest you have travelled to an away game? Whats the shortest you have travelled to an away game? Favourite away ground Least favourite away ground favourite Saints away kit least favourite saints away kit best food at away grounds worst food at away grounds best toilets worst toilets best way pub you've been to worst away pub you've been to I can hardly wait.......

Wayne Rooney seems to do alright for birds, i'm sure i'd be fine. Cross between Jan Mobly and Peter Beardsley, we'd still pull though. And as your best mate, i'd be duty bound to loosen a few sl*ts up for you, thats what friends are for.