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to be fair he's got a point. Do people think all the great songs sung by Liverpool, Man U, Rangers, Celtic etc were created by a load of mugs voting which one is the best in the 1950's equvilent of an internet forum, probably voting in the local paper in those days? Back in the day terrace wit was common place with great club anthems belted out. It didn't need people making up silly lyrics then having a poll deciding which one was best so they can all learn the words. Most of the divs in SMS have trouble remembering and singing anything properly that lasts longer than 3 lines. OWTSGMI and RLSGM two examples of how to deliver a football chant badly, too quick, too much clapping and generally sounds sh*t. FFS other clubs sing our club anthem better than we do.

Yes, a simliar thing happened to me not so long ago, some women in her 70's moaning to me and then the checkout girl about why they didn't have certain product in stock, cant remember what it was, denture cleaners probably and she can only get out here once a week you know, oh i am going to complain, who do i complain too? Oh FFS i dont give a F*CK!!!

you need to look a bit harder at SMS, we've got plenty like that.

Thats great Serge, well done.

are a brilliant idea, in theory. A stealth like ability to go to a shop that is always full of miserable sods and be in and out in a matter of seconds. However what they dont bank on is the stupidity of people using them. Firstly, people lose the ability to count, a sign which clearly says no more than 20 items is totally ignored by either the thick or the desperate as they pile their mountain of frozen pizzas, burgers and cheap larger as high as possible. Then there is the look of fear on their faces at having to carry out the simple task of running their purchases over a screen and putting them in a bag, if they fail to do this, the checkout helpfully reminds them "please place in the bagging area" for some this is tantamount to an audition for Krypton factor, as they struggle to carry this out, a middle aged women bemoaning one of the staff that- "it's done that twice now" - yes love, because you didn't scan it in properly. And i dont want to even get started on the difficulty some face sticking their cards into the chip and pin machine and tapping in their pin number. Supermarket express checkouts are a great idea, if its only me using them.

Look like we're retards, we all look like we're retards, look like we're retards, we all look like we're retards.

I am sure Serge could come up with something, how about a terrace version/saints adapted version of Fire?

This type of man deserves all he gets, pandering in fear that he'll upset his jealous, moody bird, paranoid that she'll run off with someone else if he doesn't bow to her every whim. Personally i think these sort of men deserve to be cheated on, if they are so pathetic that they jump everytime his haughty tart clicks her fingers then she'll soon become bored with him, it's no challenge, she is in control, and women being in control of anything always spells disaster.

Hence why i have never been to an England game since Wembley was rebuilt. I think the plasticness of the modern fan should be dubbed Adrian Childs syndrome, he is the classic example of the sort of soft, soppy ***** that attends matches these days, usually with his bird, wearing a shirt and sometimes face paints. This sort of man is in many cases worse than women, they dont know any better and might think they are doing the right thing, but its down to the man to remind them of their place and that they are not welcome at football and should stick to X-factor, when their men are not home or busy doing something else.

The sort of bloke that likes X-factor is the sort of bloke that takes women to football, a complete soppy goon who is probably a closet homosexual. men should not attend these things, if a woman does not a friend she can watch these things with then she should be instantly dumped as she is either incredibly insecure and thinks she is either to ugly, miserable and sad too have friends or a complete bi*ch that all women would hate and will only ending up f*cking someone else behind her hen pecked boyfriends back. By getting rid of them then, he is saving himself a whole world of pain later on. No self repecting man would go to this sort of event and no worthwhile girlfriend would expect it.

freestyle?

I dont hate all women, just there is a time and a place for them. I mean, look what happened to the British Empire as soon as we let them get the vote, a steady decline into the shambles we have seen today. It's no wonder when 50% of the votes at every election are decided on if its jam wrag time or which policitican wears the nicest tie.

they've got more pressing things to worry about that football chants

It is old, but it is beautiful, And its colors they are fine It was worn at St Marys and in the towns and this sash of old is mine. My fathers wore it as a youth In bygone days of yore And at St Marys I love to see The sash my fathers wore. And when some day, across the sea To Hampshires shores you come, We'll welcome you in royal style, To the sound of flute and drum And Southamptons hills shall echo still, From Thornhill to Aldermoor As we sing again the loyal strain Of the sash my father wore

Is he a closet Homosexual?

it would but it'd be sung so quickly and badly it'd sound sh*t and people would only remember the first line at the last two and clap over the top.

now these are some proper songs and you lot struggle to sing anything longer than 3 lines properly. Imagine some of these sung at 10000 MPH with clapping like a seal on speed like you lot do. http://www.113.d2g.com/orange-pages/grs_lyrics.htm

here we go again, how many players are we going to see over the next month or so....

I do remember the 'reason' given for a couple of poor results were that the players were jaded after the previous game, seemed that some couldn't play properly for two games a week.

For once Serge, we actually agree on something.

I did the bleep test once, about 5 years ago, bloody hard, i'd like to do one a week as it's a great way to keep a track on your fitness.

get um on the good old beep test, that'll seperate the men from the boys.

Congratulations on your choice of wife, obviously learnt from past mistakes and married a proper women. Other posters on here look and learn.

I admire your sentiments and you have achieved considerable success in putting her off for life, i just wonder if this same result could have been achieved without having to endure her at a game, although you did get to kick her and pretend it was an accident, so that is some sort of recompense.

£15m of it unpaid tax, my money, your money, our money. They continued to spend, keep players earning £80k a week and offering players they could not afford new contracts. Admin was the same end product, but at least we tryed everything possible to avoid it.