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who made you a mod?

I reckon its Dell Days. Jamie, with his army back ground would be fit and used to combat, trained to kill. He also lives in Plymouth which is a rough city and i am sure he must have been a victim of squaddie bashing by the locals, but having seen a picture of him his boyish good looks lend you to believe that he must have come out on top. Plus he also likes to wear vests under shirts so he can rip the shirt off when going into combat, like John McClane did in Die Hard. I think this is Jamies role model.

Lallana. head and shoulders the best player in this league.

Realistically i think we need 12 wins, 3 draws and 3 losses from our remaining games, that'll give us 87 points which should be comfortably enough. We could do without losing any of our games against Brighton, Bournemouth, Charlton and MK Dons though. A win saturday and a draw in the Bournemouth v Huddersfield game would be a fantastic weekend. it's still in our hands at the moment, win our games in hand and we go up automatically.

Plus one. Nail on head.

A mate of mine has got a hot tub in his garden, now that is fantastic on a cold winters night with a beer or glass of wine. Got it second hand and cost him about £7k to buy and install, not sure how much running costs are.

Scotty, as we all know if you look better than your oponent you are half way to victory already. Look at some of the greatest superheroes and legends, Bond, Bauer, Kent, Wayne, McClane they always wore well fitting smart outfits and had athletic physiques. Now compare this with our dearly exiled Stu. His lardy, sweaty body covered in tent like wannabe casual attire is fooling no one, there are no fat heroes Scotty. If Jamie were to remove the shirt and leave on his white Bruce Willis Die Hard style vest only, then victory would be assured.

talking of people that dont have anything more fullfilling to do with their time......

A friend of mine has one. He is hetrosexual, white and not religious. Great to go in, he loved it. Expensive to install and maintain and not very practical, but great to have in your house.

We have another cyber Alpha Male on our hands.

oh do shut up young Michael. Fulling things to spend my time on? You are a teenage student why aren't you out drinking or trying to get pop your cherry instead of sitting in front of your PC? The cheek of it.

Are you offended because she was acting like you?

my money is on Jamie too, Stu might have the weight advantage but Jamie would be far fitter and provided he could avoid an early KO his superior fitness would shine through. Although in the battle of style its a close run thing, Stu is a wannabe XXXXL casual whereas it is a strong rumour Jamie likes to wear t-shirts or vests under and open shirt, unforgivable.

I hear our favourite John Prescott waistalike had a penchant for other posters birds.

BTF, no need to throw your toys out of the pram like a hysterical teenager.

oh i forgot, and Jamie has someone to argue with and arrange a fight with.

Temper, Temper, time of the month?

i support it. This place is a lot duller without him. Most people can benefit from his return, Dune and myself can take the p*iss, Verbal can condesend to him, BTF, can accuse him of being sexist, Chrisobee has someone else to grass on and slowly and sorrowfully shake head at, Supermikey will finally more intellgent that someone and Alpine will be slimmer than someone on this forum. We have everything to gain and nothing to lose by having our lovable chubster reinstated.

ANymore of that and i'll report you!! Because i want to know what you would do, you dont have a problem telling us on other topics, i wonder why you are being so evasive on this one?

boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever, what would you do if they were a trannie?

for some reason she doesn't want to asnwer that question, happy to talk about anything else though......

What have i missed? Probably the funniest day on here for a long time, take my hat of to you Dune lad, f*cking hilarious! Shame some the usual killjoys and grasses like Chrisobee have to ruin it with their "shameful threads" "no moderation" I cant believe people take internet fourms so seriously, lighten up and enjoy, i've been p*ssing myself ever since i came on!

only if you tell us what you'd do if you found out your husband was a trannie.

I agree, Nick Griffin used to wear National Front white power t-shirts, now he wears a smart suit and shirt, fantastic progress and image upgrade.

You are mental, what a ridiculous idea, women have no place in football. We need to include Baj somewhere in the squad as well, there must be a category for failed muscian/wannabe rock star lookalike category? Our we could just put him under the category of "the Hello generation" that just want to be famous.