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nothing whatsoever to do with Swiss airspace being closed on saturday then? Why have a simple explanation when a conspiracy theroy will do. Funny how he didn't stay away in protest for the Carlise game when Swiss airspace was open and we hadn't made the play offs.

One thing is for sure, no one is sure. Lets have a poll.

=D> A nail on head moment. Look at the Kop, Anfield, White Hart Lane, etc, you never see any women or clowns in face paints, its all proper lads who know what the crack is.

******** JRM, Aldershot are FA, we took Aldershot and Woking in the same day, c2003.

The best two have gone up already we only lost one if 4 against them, the three coming down all look decidely average at best. If we keep all our players and add a coule more we should win the league regardless of which one of the others go up. If you are going to go on the basis of this season then you'd have to say Millwall finished third so therefore are the third best team, but we should have beaten them up there. Swindon beat us twice, Huddersfield walloped us up there and Charlton are probably the biggest of those 4 in the play offs so most attractive to new players. I dont really think it'll make a lot of difference as who goes up, we have the best squad in this league now, are the richest club, probably the best ground and best attendances & are the biggest club (with the exception of Sheffield Wednesday) if we dont go up with all that then, regardless of if Millwall, charlton, swindon or Huddersfield go up this season we only have ourselves to blame.

Couldn't give a toss. Its not us so makes no odds who it is.

Well this is the problem and probably why everyone seems to want to sing the songs at over 1,000 miles an hour without pausing for breath, no one knows the bloody words. How does 'oh when the saints go marching in' go again???

The song is factually incorrect anyway, according to the player profles on the official site his is only 6ft 2. As usual a shocking lack of attention to detail.

He jumps for the ball like a salmon Richie, Richie He's better than Didier Drogba Richie Richie He wears the shirt of Kevin keegan He dives around like David Seaman Richie Lampard, Saints goal machine.

I assume you had just had a boot when you wrote that. He was ****e for us. We finished bottom and deservedly so. Games that stick in my mind apart from the obvious embarassment at Fratton Park are the 2-3 loss at home to Villa after being 2-0 up, 2-2 v 'Boro when we were 2-0 at 90 minutes. When you cant hold onto two goal leads you dont deserve to stay up. Although rumour has it he tried to sign Micheal Dawson and Andy Reid who were both at Forest at the time i think and got knocked back by Rupert, if we'd have got those two i think it would have sorted us out.

OH i dont know mate, always worth the odd visit for nostalgic reasons. just like i do intented to return to Coronation Hall, Surbiton one day for a £3.50 burger, chips & pint meal.

What sort of a plumb says WOWZER??:smt009

Not like when i used to frequent the place, get to Waterloo for a pint as the Hole opened, onto the QA for 12, in there until 1.30, happy days.

Not content with being mugged off by most blokes its now happening with women...... In negotiations? Do you mean you're at the, hanging around the pub she drinks in staring at her from a distance hoping she doesn't catch you and knocking one out in the shower every morning, stage. Grow a pair and go and talk to her, either she wants you or she doesn't, which to be fair is the most likely, either way there are 3.5 billion others out there.

why didn't you say? In that case that is perfectly acceptable, place of great memories. And how are you going to redeem yourself with the woman coming to football with you? I take it you are trying to slot one in her?

If you were a proper fan you'd have got there two hours before kick off, waited around to cheer the team bus and got autographs, taken some pictures for you facebook album "Gills away" seen the whole game, waited around afterwards to cheer the players back onto the bus and then gone straight home and updated TSF with your "just back from the game thread" so everyone knows you went. Not ****ed off to the boozer after 30 mins. As for a woman joining you next season, what sort of a hypocryte are you? You are like the neo nazis in prision with Derek Vinyard in American history X, you dont really believe in ****.

None of them were getting in the side so weren't performing, Bale looked very average when he did. Whatever he did to Gomes worked as he is twice the keeper he was when he joined. And as for the money, well you've still got to spend it properly, just look at Liverpool, £200m and this is probably the worst Liverpool side since in 15 years.

Actually Stuart, the reason i haven't been getting a season ticket the last few years is because we aren't playing Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea etc ever week, i only go to watch the opponents. If i dont have a season ticket i dont feel oblidged to go to games like Orient where i have no interest in the opposition.

You pay in installements? You pikey.

I dont mind kids at football as long as they are boys and sit the family centre. the last thing i want, other than a geezer bird in a football shirt shouting "cam on saints" "cam on number 10" "cam on Richie Lampard score a goal" in her thick as pig ****, scummy, vile, scrumpy jack swilling accent with her hideous face and rotting teeth staring at me is a whinging, pampered, spoilt little brat of a girl sitting next to me muching her fat unhealthy chops through a hot dog and a coke and moaning that she wants to go to the toilet all the way though. That aside a lot of people (like me) haven't bothered with season tickets as there is no need. SO to encourage fans to part with thier cash up front, then i would also give a discount to fans on the database who have been to at least 10 games in the previous season.

Crouch wasn't even playing when he joined us so could only improve, i dont think he got the best out of Phillips at all, Prutton was banned for 10 games!! Camera was good one game then **** the next, Quashie was okay. overall i would only say Crouch was a success.

why would anyone go into the club shop and take a picture of it? Sad.

But he has got the best out of the players who were underperforming before he was there. Gomes looks a decent keeper now, Bale, Huddlestone, Pavelechenko (SP) were all stuggling before he was there, i think he is also a good man manager and gets the best out of his players too. never did it for us.

Do me a favour, you dont luckily finish fourth in the premier league above the likes of City, Liverpool and Villa. They have beaten Chelsea, Arsenal and Man City twice, you dont do that just by being lucky.

I miss him already, never even know anyone called Lancaster played for us.