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Yep, you are correct, funny how they both snubbed Man U, as did Gazza, i bet hirst and Gazza regret it, they could have been superb with Fergie watching over them.

How about the ex Plymouth goalkeeper too? Now there is an idea, a criminals XI GK - Luke Mccormick DEF DEF Jonathan Woodgate DEF John Terry DEF MID- David Roche- Southend player got banged up for dealing MID- Joey Barton MID Lee Bowyer ST - Partick Kluivert (innocent apparantly,hmmmmm) ST - Lee Hughes ST Marlon King Subs jamie Lawrence Marlon King Anyone think of any more? Two short for a 4-3-3 formation, not a bad team though!

thirsty Hirsty! What a player he could have been if it wasn't for injuries and his love of the beer. Rumour has it Fergie tried to sign him 5 times for Man U and when he couldn't get him turned to a certain frenchman instead....

cracking interview from Pardew. Refreshingly honest, liked the way he said he has a duty to explain to fans his decisions. Reading between the lines sounds like we have offered Connolly, hence his comment about if he signs and looking at playing him and Barnard together.

With you totally on that one, it doesn't excuse him because he did kill someone through his own stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, whatever it was, its not like he couldn't afford a taxi is it! But obviously having paid the consequences and done the time a man still has to make a living.

You can hardly compare the two. Barton is a thug who has repeatedly bullied people, including his own team mates. Lee Hughes made a huge mistake, yes he was a ***** and i am sure he would do anything to turn the clock back but he has paid for his offence and should be allowed to rebuild his life, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.......

Because the average football fan is known for his love of a health diet. :smt120

to lightweight, Messi wouldn't cope in league One, as Lawrie Mac would say you need violinists and road sweepers in every team. I'd prefer a bid for Steven Gerrard, he is unsettled at Liverpool and we could tempt them with a bid of £40m. I also think we should be looking at Ribery, he wants out at Bayern and what with his love of hookers we could put him in touch with Avram Grant who could recomend the local hospitality, that might clinch the deal. I'd play 3 in midfield, Gerrard, Xavi and Morgan with Lallana & Ribery out wide and Ricky through the middle, thats of course if we cant tempt Samuel Eto from Inter.

two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son.

Great up front and loves good hard tackle though.

I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters.

thats not a good idea, since she split up with lenny Henry she's been on hunger strike, Doctors have given her 40 years.

Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield.

Shut up you ****.

Shut up you ****.

Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists.

What about 'Avi ? that would work. Plus you'd save £2.50 on the missing letter.

Dont forget its home of those inspirational authors, the Brimson brothers.

We are aiming & building for top flight now. Think big.

In your opinion. I bet you never thought then current European footballer of the year Kevin Keegan would sign for us too, but he did.

No, its not a big game tomorrow so i am going down to Swanage to look in the window of some bric a brac shops and then go for a cream tea.

Why is it ridiculous?

Who could forget the daily updates from our top Spanish fan with how close the deal is to being done but never actually happening. didn't he eventually end up at Blackburn and was total pony? What about Kevin Phillips, remember people loosing their rag over that one because his mum died during negotiations and it got delayed by a couple of weeks. Everyone ****ting themselves that the deal had fallen through

Shut up you ****.

Why? he could be part of a creating a dynasty. If not as ridiculous as it sounds. I'm sure full top internationals and champions league players are crawling each other to get here. If we are building for the premier league this is the sort of player we should go for.