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Says the girl who thinks Alexi Lallas is a top player, typical woman, knows nothing about football.

and sells kebabs, looking at your gut you are probably my best customer.

repeating it doesn't mean it has suddenly become funny.

Dont be silly, how much people can eat and drink and half time is far more important than any player we might be interested in signing.

But it is more expensive for the club for people to phone up, they have the cost of the call operative to cover, cost of postage etc. It is cheaper for the club if people call in personally and buy them at the ticket office. From a business point of view i can see why they have introduced this "ticket tax" for phone bookings.

Hopefully, anything that annoys these goons is worth paying for, by the way, can i pay for it in installments?

I am ****ging your bird and she said i am much better than you, have a bigger **** than you and thinks about me when you are sticking your acorn in her snatch, oh and she said she'd only do arse to mouth with me. There you go.

I am particularly looking forward to the new kit coming out. Cant wait for the torrent of nonsense which people will spout about how **** it is, not a fitting tribute to our 125th anniversary etc.

hilarious, oh there goes another rib, did you spend all day thinking that one up? Stupid cow.:smt009

I didn't say they weren't good players, i said we dont want them at our club, stop being so sensitive, you ginger c***.

I was hoping you were talking about some top German or Swiss footballer signing then, shouldn't have been surprised by yet another thread about what people can stuff down their faces though.

Yep they all are as well. Although i wouldn't wish what happened to Hartson on anyone and feel for him for that as a player he was a bit of a c*** remember when he kick Berkovic in the head? All 4 of them c**** though and ginger, with those 4 that is more than 90% gingers that are c****.

Why?? 10) Elierce Barbosa de Souza - c*** 9) Alexi Lalas Yank c*** John Arne Riise Scouse c*** 7) Alan Ball good lad 6) Billy Bremner dirty leeds/scottish c*** 5) Paul Scholes Manc C*** 4) Robert Prosinecki Skate c*** 3) Oliver Kahn German c*** 2) Zbigniew Boniek Polish c*** 1) Matthias Sammer another german c*** What is stupid about that? All c**** except Alan Ball who are also ginger. proof 90% of gingers are c****

No, they are not nonsense but valid points made by my own bigotted viewpoint. If i had posted a hystrionic "OMG, not a ginger, i am never going to game again, this club is no different now to when Lowe was here" that would have been nonsense.

honey, you are clutching at straws if you think Riise and Lalas are top players, top c**ts more like. Oliver khan was blonde anyway and also a total c***. Either way i dont want another ginger here, not welcome, keep them out, before we know it we will be over run with them. look what happened when we had Perry Groves, Robbie Slater soon followed, they hunt in packs and catch you off guard and they were just wierd guys. Also look at that list and 90% of them are c*** only Alan Ball isn't. Proof in itself that we dont want them here. cant we have a Chinese or Jap player instead? they could help make the crispy duck pan cake rolls during the week and he'd be really good at volleys and over head kicks.

No i didn't, i meant it, there is no place in the modern game for players who are skillful and creative and can score goals out of nothing from 35 yards. What we need are teams of robots who can run all day, close down, tackle and pass sideways or backwards. We will never progress as a football nation unless we move with the times. And Andy Hinchcliffe took the best curling left wing corner i have ever seen, for that alone he deserves 100 England caps, forget the fact that as a footballer he was as convincing as the crossbow cannibals defence barrister.

Its the price/value pivot. Would i pay £50+ to watch lower-mid table premier league football every week? No, but if we were playing champions league football, top international players and were a top 4-6 club then yes. Although as a saints fan, i enjoyed last season more than any for a long time so not overly fussed on returning to the happy clappy, corporate, plastic fan premier league in to much of a hurry.

What a load of rubbish you talk Corky, what other nation would have footballing greats like Andy Hinchcliffe, Andy Sinton, Keith Curle, Geoff Thomas and Carlton Palmer strutting their stuff. Its obviously you that know nothing about football, hence why you are doing whatever it is you do for a living and they have managed our country.

:smt081 we are not going to be the new Chelsea!! With investment and decent managerment signing decent players we will end up a midtable premier league club best case, which might ocasionally over achieve and make the top 8 or have a decent cup run. Lets not get carried away!

dopey cow.

I rest my case.

Stu you f**ing idiot, we are being run as a business, there is no way they would waste good quality A4 paper on a defaulter, your estimate is at least one pence over the odds.

I was just going to ask you a football related question and realised you are probably a girl so your opinion means nothing anyway.

Are you a girl?

haven't you got any homework to do?