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utter bollocks. They will now be in Europe for the 3rd consecutive season, last season they got to a semi final and now won a trophy. League wise there hasn't been much to chose between us but struggling along in the premier league making up the numbers with 2-3 good season in 10 years doesn't really do it for me. I'd swap every single season we've had since i was born in 1977 for their season this season. Winning trophies for clubs of our size has become a once in a life time thing. I know some people will sneer at the competition but i'd rather be sneered at for winning something than happily celebrating my club surviving for another season in the premier league. And yes i would take relegation and winning a trophy every single season over finishing 10th rather than 16th.

Maybe you should do a poll. Would you swap eleven seasons in the premier league and not winning a trophy for winning a trophy and having seasons like West Ham. I would absolutely swap out last 11 years for what they've just had.

We’d all love it to be us. Shame itll never happen.

Fair play West Ham.

"Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." Truly horrendous "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" no one ever said why his days were numbered if he stayed in Germany "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" a song about a black player to the tune of a song about the jungle, no racism here oh no "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements - cringeworthy honourable mention to Hat Kunt signing "Dont sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk, i just dont thin you understand, that if you sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk you're gonna have a riot on your hands -- think he'll find he went on strike and we sold him before the next transfer window even opened.

"fuck off pompey you're all peados rest in peace Gary Speedo" Is an all time classic line.

https://fb.watch/kKdCaACsPB/

The ambition left with Cortese. He'd make it happen.

Fuck off mate. Tielmans in midfield, Hazard out wide, Mullin up front. We will walk this league.

We should be all over that.

I was furious when we were linked with Russell Martin now i'm even more furious he hasn't been announced yet. Not joining yet because his son is taking his sats hardly shows his commitment does it.

they should honour the strange achievement of being father in law to your ex mother in law though, not even Eastenders has managed a love triangle like that.

Yes so true. Nothing quite says cock like having a personalised number plate. Also especially true when they are a really crap attempt to spell out their name. I know someone who has one and even knowing them quite well it took weeks before we realised it was meant to spell their surname it just looked like a random collection of letters and numbers.

The Phil Schofield of football fans

Rob agrees

He’s going back to Malmo but yes he could have done a job for us

Are you forgetting about the light shows, saints band, fan zone and first class catering?

sometimes I wonder if soggy and aintclever are. just trolling us and outwitting us all. Then i read threads like this and it reminds me they really are both thick as fuck

Bit like when a commission found the UK wasn’t institutionally racist and you were incandescent with rage at the rigged report that produced the wrong outcome?

Yes yes but apart from all that soggy is right. There wouldn’t be a pile on if it was an older bloke with a younger women and all that didn’t happen would there

Make it now 10 times on this thread you’re asking if he’s done anything illegal and still Claiming you’re not defending him 🤣🤣

Apart from saying 9 times on this thread he hasn’t done anything illegal you’ve not defended him once

Just the usual pricks on here mate. Either desperate to appear as the voice of reason or too thick to have an opinion just say the same thing over and over again.

I’m a surprised although I believe he’s been mentoring and coaching Bazunu. Lis was a weird signing and McCarthy seems to be getting worse, hopefully they’re both off and we bring in a decent keeper to compete with Bazunu