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I would us to get this going

I’m sorry about croke park, I’m sorry about cricket park, Shane long I’m sorry about croke park

Come on saints you can beat this sh1t Archers road end c96

They could sign and the next minority group to go would learn sign language which would mean the song is not only inclusive but educational. With 68 different ways to Identify these says I reckon we could keep this going for 90 Minutes

Correct. Nothing to see here. There are even some pictures of him hobbling off the pitch during the warm up. Still let’s not let FACTs get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.

The obvious choice for Angus gunn is the Clash Tommy gunn, tune is perfect, can’t think of better lyrics Angus Gunn Making great saves just got fun Angus Gunn Superstar keeper saints number one And djenepo - the LAs djenepo, Djenepo again Running just Paine I just can’t explain, this feeling that remains Danso D-A-N-S-O Kevin D-A-N-S-O Valery obvious Valerie the Zutons/Amy winehouse

Correct now we are getting somewhere. The noisy lads might be the problem. They are probably intimidating the women, LGBT and monitory groups from starting songs thinking groups of drunken lads would laugh at them. Maybe we could do a modern twist the old east side/west side Milton song? We’re non binary, non baniary, non binary over here We’re the women, the women, the women over We’re LGBTs, LGBT, LGBT over here etc etc

I’d like to be an inclusive club, Surrounded by lots of love Wish happy eid, wear rainbow ties as trannie flags fly above I’d like to see the northam sing in perfect harmony Embrace Muslims and the LGBTs and keep them company I’d like to see st Mary’s for once, with every fan hand in hand And hear it echo through the hill Our virtue signalling throughout the land

I think a lot of it is to do with the offensive nature of our songs Yellows - Tanadri Lee blames this racist song for his fallure to live up to his world class potential whilst here. It's obviously having an effect on Yoshida The Hojberg song - Any coincidence his form has dipped since he's constantly reminded of having to flee Germany? Get your fathers gun - Not only condoning what can only be described as acts of terrorism it Also it assumes our fathers have gun licences which if they don't is also breaking the law And don't even get me start on Oh When the Saints go marching in, offensive to all other religions and athiests around the world. We need to come up with some inclusive songs which reflect our position as an inclusive club who just love any chance we can get for some virtue signalling.

https://youtu.be/_sQDb_EE0Wo Looks like, totally awesome

The committee are forming an alliance with the Hat **** Krew for the greater good. Whilst The HKK represents a lot that is wrong with football at least they do sing and don’t sit in silence or worse still telling everyone who does sing to sit down or be quiet. Viva the Revolution!

I hear some fans were telling those who were singing to be quiet.

Agreed, he’d have been perfect for us but I seem to remember our geniuses didn’t want him because he’s only ever won things in Scotland and said something not nice about us 5 years ago. As for Hassenhuttl he’s doing the perfect job. We’ve improved, he’s done a decent job but not a good enough one that he’ll get bigger clubs banging our door down any time soon.

So after all the hype no the dust has settled what are we actually left with? 20 minutes of huff and puff followed by 70 minutes of the easiest away win you could wish to see. A welcoming commitee as scary as a trip to MK Dons. Piping their own atmosphere through their PA system to make themselves look better. Outsung for 90 minutes by the 2,000 church mice from the family club down the road. The mighty 657 kept back from the saints firm by 2 foot fences and street curbs. All in all it couldn’t get more embarrassing for them. Let’s hope we draw them in the FA cup.

He got thrown out of a pub in Liverpool before a game against Everton for indecent exposure. He seems to have a habit of it.

Did the woman who tweeted before the game that the heel had broken on her shoe get sorted out? Must have been traumatic.

The smell of Eric Black lingers on

Strangely it’s probably the best and also the worst time to play them. Best time as they are terrible, we really will never get a better chance to win at their place. Worst time because we are such ridiculous favourites anything other than a convincing win for us will be seen as a triumph by them. A defeat is unthinkable and we will never live it down. As others have said we’ve got previous when it comes to losing against lower league teams in cups when we should win. Oldham, Fulham, port vale, Tranmere, Sheffield United, Stockport the list goes on.

If he ever does finally score can I suggest we greet the goal with a huge ironic cheer, the likes of which We used to reserve that pile of dross Pellè, the lazy, lumbering cat-horse we’ve never replaced properly.

Another great Les Reed signing. Cheers Les

You've already got one thread closed today pal, don't ruin any more.

Have we hired a film crew yet follow us around on the day to prove how hard we are and that Pompey dont have a mob?

You're right trousers. I cant believe everyone is being so aggressive about this. It's shame everyone has to be so hostile just because I point out a few facts, but then facts + mongboards dont often go hand in glove.

Rest assured I have the grassing hotline number on speed dial

Wrong, changed in May 2018, we are all under GDPR now "A video recording of an identifiable person naturally forms part of an individual’s personal data. The General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR), which will apply throughout the European Union from May 2018,"