Convict Colony

Ings is like a chick who has dumped you and shagged your mate but you still pine after her cos she was a great shag. Sort yourself out, have some self respect and move on, no point looking backwards as we are not going there.

Post that on your onlyfans, you'll make a fortune Also quoted it so it was saved incase it is 0-0

We have the highest xg on the league at 10 and QPR the highest for goals conceded. 0-0

What is this catch up after work you speak of. I thought we posted during work so we are paid per post.

He must die every time sheff utd play

I get why everyone is obsessed with strikers and being clinical as we never got too many chances. But it seems Russell's approach is to create so many fucking chances for them even our lot can find the net eventually.

I see we have the highest expected goals in the league at 10 based on the games so far and QPR have the highest conceded goals so far. This has 0-0 written all over it.

Dunno my arsehole is small so don't think I could. Weird thread title. Note. Haven't read the thread so apologies is this gag has already been done.

The Germans aka the Visigoths and friends completely destroyed the Italian team, so much so they never went home.

Guys you can call Germans many things but shit fighters isn't one I'd call them. Look at how the Italian national team, best team in the world at the time performed at the away fixture of the Teotuburg forest in the Germania league.

how were our central defenders rated out of the big 5 leagues ?

Well if he gets all the shit he should get the kudos as well or do we just blame him for all the bad things ?

Listen if we can't beat Frank from shameless's team then I give up.

Yeah fucking Saudis. I see juanmi our little Spanish dude has gone there. Presume it's to work in a Spanish restaurant for the good Spanish players there.

Watching this game while the missus is driving badly at 150 is not recommended.

That midfield looks weaker than my jokes

Sounds like it will be another 4-4 then

If the guy isn't good enough for us he can always be loaned to France or Turkey to develop further.

To be fair they are buying shit teams hoping to turn them good and make money on, unfortunately the 3 they bought have just continued the trend of shitness.

Easy win for the coalman

I had salmonella once from a curry, think they used a old cat instead of chicken, was awful for 5 days and lost 7kgs. If JW is relaxed that this is happening then i am positively horizontal.

Cons He's associated with luton.

Gonna be watching this as i travel down the autobahn at 150kph so wonder who will hit the post first, me or players.